Military grade

Whether or not this product is actually endorsed by the swiss government, it seems to be a carefully made and precise product ready to keep you slipping and sliding down whatever hole you please.
Long lasting, slick, smooth
Makes a mess, stains, silicone so some toys are not compatible with the lubricant
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This is one option for a general use lubricant that has the ability to undertake some harder work if you need it to. I use it mostly for long drawn out solo sessions when I want the staying power of a silicone lube over water. It would be perfect for intercourse too because you don't have to worry about it drying up.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

When you first put this lube on it's very smooth and slick. It is fairly thick but still has a tendency to run a bit. It works very well in removing all friction. You can work this stuff pretty hard and it will never gunk up or get sticky on you, but that's to be expected of a silicone lube.

Taste / Aroma

No smell at all, even if you sniff it. I tasted it but I think I was just tasting myself. Everything got a little mixed together, but it's not bad tasting I can tell you that.


This lube, like most silicone lubes, lasted a pretty long time before you have to reapply it. You might even be able to finish up before it's necessary. When you squirt it out, the pump makes it hard to pour it out without getting the bottle really slippery. It doesn't take much though, and before long whatever you need slick will be lubed up and ready to go.
Follow-up commentary
Been using this stuff forever. Its a little greasy and leaves a messy residue and might stain your sheets. But its a long lasting lube.
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  • Contributor: SparklyGlitter
    thanks for the review! in your cons you listed that it stains, can you go into more detail about this? Does it stain sheets, clothes, can they be washed out? Keep up the great work
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    nice review
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    Thanks for sharing!
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    Good review...
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    Great review!
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    Too bad it stains!
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    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for the review!
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