Swiss navy silicone lubricant by MDScience Lab LLC - review by byteme97

Not recommended for shower use unless you have an Icecapades fetish...

This is without a doubt one of the best lubes I have ever used. I would highly recommend this lube to anyone in the market for a silicone based product.
Slick, Long Lasting, Easy Clean up, No odor or taste
None aside from incompatibility with silicone toys
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This is without a doubt one of the best lubes I have ever used. It is a silicone product and as such is a no-no for silicone toys. It gets high marks in nearly every category a lube should. Texture, durability, ease of cleanup (though I have a quick warning to add here), slickness (dictionary says it's a word so I'm going with it), (and for those techies out there) viscosity, are all excellent.

I lead with a bit of a warning, and here is why. I found that using it in the shower area that it actually made the floor surface dangerously slippery. Not everywhere but in a few spots. This was easily remedied as just a drop of soap or even a bit of foam from a bath scrungie was enough to dissolve the slick spot but I would advise caution just the same as it first blends to the water before it begins to dissipate and stays pretty slick.

Second, and last down note, the "Leak Proof" pump cap, which is a great feature as it makes rationing and limiting over use less likely, leaked. In fact it has continued to leak. Anyone who has ever used lube and accidentally gotten some on the container can tell you what a pain it is especially in the heat of the moment. So when you're just starting off and you have to deal with the same slick textured plastic it can be annoying. This seems to be a hit or miss problem in the bottles. A local shop has found that from case to case they are all either air tight or are the hardest things in the world to shelve without dropping them. In all this is a minor down but I thought I should mention it, as traveling with it could prove messy, so pack it accordingly.

Back to the ups. We found that side by side with a couple of other lubes it took less for desired effect and lasted longer. It has a nice texture, not silky, but not oily feeling; a nice middle ground. It lasted well even under my extreme ceiling fan test (ours has the typical low-med-hi settings but I am convinced with the proper shroud I could achieve a full house hover on the hi setting, and this has proven detrimental to some lubes in terms of drying them up quickly) and requires typically no reapplication.

As I said it cleans up well with soap and water, but just a quick rinse under water will do little good, it definitely needs a solvent. To date we have seen no issues of staining or discoloration in any fabrics. It has no odor, or taste that I can discern.

I would highly recommend this lube to anyone in the market for a silicone based product.
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