Really wanted to like it but.....

It's just not worth it. It's sticky, which is kind of the opposite of "slippery". At the very least, it's not on the same page. It's hard to wash off, especially from your hair. It doesn't work for long, it might be good for a quickie, except for the part where you're sticky afterward. It does have a slight unpleasant smell, which is another mark against using it for a quickie.
Published:
Pros
Water based so you don't have to worry about silicone toys,Doesn't stain
Cons
Sticky,hard to wash off,limited "working" time,slight smell
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
I am a big fan of cats, they are my favorite animals and so I REALLY wanted to like this product, unfortunately it just didn't measure up.

I tried this product with my husband on our honeymoon, we both found it to be very sticky. It starts out slippery for maybe a minute, but then its consistency turns something almost like jelly. It dries that way as well and it's a pain to wash off. I had to shower somewhere between thirty minutes to an hour to get it all off, mostly because it sticks to hair of any kind very strongly.

It also has a not too pleasant odor that stuck around for a couple hours after I took a shower, not too bad, but it was one more mark against Slippery Kitty.

For all that, you would hope that it would preform admirably for its intended use (I.E actually be a "Long Lasting Lube" as the product details say) to make up for the marks against it, this sadly was not the case. I got, maybe, a good ten to fifteen minutes of use (and that's being generous) before it just didn't work anymore. I don't mean "oh it's not as slippery" kinda didn't work, I mean it starts "sticking" to stuff kinda didn't work.

I will say this for Slippery Kitty though, it is water based so you don't have to worry about your silicone toys. I didn't use this on any of my toys, so I am not sure how it works on them. I didn't want to get them sticky or smelly afterwards.

I do wish that manufacturers would realize that lubricant containers are best with a pump dispenser on them. It's a lot easier to use than a pop up lid, especially in the heat of the moment, at least I think so.

I did get it on some white sheets and it did not stain, so that's something at least.
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  • Contributor: quantumspork
    Aw, this looked fun, too bad
  • Contributor: MK434
    Great review! Sucks it's not that great of a product.
  • Contributor: SadoMas
    Thanks for the review.
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