Slide your way to a new planet, even in the rain!

Once upon a time, there was a tiny unexplored dwarf planet between the sister worlds Leftcheek and Rightcheek. Astronautical engineers had tried for years to land a craft on this planet, but due to the dry climate and delicate terrain, few had any success. That is, until the engineers at Wet Lubricants came out with Uranus silicone based lube. This lube gives the space probe a light coating that protects it and the planet from harm without irritating either parties.

This is a silicone-based lubricant specifically advertised as an anal lubricant. It works marvelously both vaginally and anally, so do not feel like it only applies to anal. It claims to be hypoallergenic and not sticky. The ingredients are as follows:
dimethicone, cyclopentasiloxane, dimethiconol, and phenyl trimethicone.

Dimethicone is a silicone oil that is used in a range of things, including food, so you can bet this one is safe. Some further research reveals that this is in McDonald’s chicken nuggets! I lived off of those as a kid and I turned out mostly fine. A little crazy never hurt anyone!

Cyclopentasiloxane is a silicone compound that helps thin out silicone solutions. It is body safe and is used in many shampoos and cosmetics. It is volatile so most of it turns into gas and goes into the air, but what is left on your skin makes it very silky. Many products use it to fill in wrinkles, but I don’t recommend using this lube in your beauty routine.

Dimethiconol and phenyl trimethicone are very much like cyclopentasiloxane and are used in skin and hair conditioners.

All in all, the ingredients are safe, even though they look pretty scary at first glance. I had no reactions to this lubricant and am proud to say that I am also yeast infection-free. This is likely due to the lack of glycerin and the fact that it will not throw vagina pH out of whack. It is also paraben-free, so worry not about those. Another thing I should mention is that the label says it is “harmless if ingested.” I don’t think they would make that claim lightly, but I interpret that as “the small amount you might swallow while going down on someone after using this isn’t a big deal, but don’t add this to your next drink.” I probably will not be testing to ingestion of this anytime soon.

Use: This product provided ample lubrication for me. I gave it a challenge the first time by using it in the shower, and it passed with flying colours. It is a very light and slick lubricant that can run away from you if you don’t cup your hand right. The lubricant lasted the entire time without any need for reapplication. This made sex so much more enjoyable since there were no interruptions. The water was flowing over our areas the entire time, too. When it came time to clean up, I used my regular wash (Sliquid Splash) and it washed off no problem. And as a quick public service announcement, please never use soap (which is a specific term here) when washing your vagina. It can throw off the pH causing yeast infections and funky smells.

I have heard some people say that they let silicone lubricants soak into their skin and that it makes the area very silky and smooth. However, I personally choose not to do this because I like being fresh and clean. Though given the ingredient analysis, I don’t see where it would hurt since most of the ingredients are already used as skin conditioners.

This lubricant is latex-compatible. That means you can use it with condoms without worry of degradation. It is NOT, however, safe for use with silicone, like all silicone lubes. Yes, that means that you should never use it with your silicone toys unless covered with a condom. Even then, you must be careful that they don’t come in contact with each other.

Packaging: This lube comes in 3.1 fluid ounce and 8.9 fluid ounce sizes. The container is a tall and thin plastic bottle with a push button top. There's a ridge in the side so it's fairly easy to hold in the shower.

Value: The price can seem fairly steep, but the less expensive 3.1 fluid ounce bottle seems like it'll last a good while. If you don’t feel like dropping $42 all at once for the 8.9 fluid ounce bottle, know that you are only saving 12 cents per ounce ($1.07 for the bottle) if you buy the larger one.


In conclusion, this is a lubricant that you should definitely consider for anal AND vaginal sex. It lasts and does its job extremely well. I would recommend it to anyone.