The name says it all!

If you are looking for a good all around jack off or vaginal lube, this is a good one to choose. Plus it is relatively inexpensive.
It's water-based so you don't have to worry about stains. No taste or smell.
I used too much in my cock sleeve then I didn't feel the nubs on the inside.
Rating by reviewer:
worth reading, but not useful review
I have been a big fan of the H2O line from Topco for a long time every since I bought my first bottle of H2O JO lube a long time ago. Since then I have tried some of their other water based lubes like the anal lube. One good thing about Topco is they make good products at an affordable price.

I have mainly used Climax H2O while masturbating with and without a cock sleeve masturbator. When I slide a cock sleeve on lightly coated in Climax it feels just like slipping your cock into a wet, waiting pussy. The sensation is so real, when you are having sex with your wife or significant other, it makes it that much more enjoyable. I can definitely last a lot longer using Climax than if I wasn't using anything, I don't know why, I just can. Talk about your Slick Willy!!

I have tried to have anal sex using Climax H2O as well as using it as a lube for anal toys. In my experience it doesn't work well for either. It is not thick enough for anal play. For example, I have tried Climax with a metal butt plug and before I can get it from the table, bed, etc. to my ass, all of the lube has already dripped off the toy.

Ok, here is the non sexual part of the review. I found this out on accident the first time I used Climax because I used too much while jacking off while sitting in front of my computer and a lot ran down my cock and balls and deposited itself on my desk chair. Two things, one, it was easy to clean up. Did not stain the chair like my cum has in the past when I have shot my load all over. And number two, and this is a little gross. My dog who licked up the leftover lube didn't get sick, no barfing, no ill effects. Told you it was gross, sorta.
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  • Contributor: carnivalesq
    Pretty good review, except... really... there's no reason to mention the dog. Seriously, you could have just felt that out.

    Basic rule of thumb? Never mention animals in your reviews.
  • Contributor: carnivalesq
    left.. left that out... grrr.
  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    OMG agreed...
  • Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust
    Agree with the other commenters. Plus, I'm pretty sure climax h2o is not related to System Jo products whatsoever. Might want to do some fact checking. Lastly, I'm not sure that using too much is a con. That's your own fault.
  • Contributor: DreamWolf
    Great review!
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