This isn't lube... it's more like a melted glue stick that bonds when it dries!

Lubricant is to make sex easier! Aid with ease in penetration, allow for penetration while a female-bodied individual is becoming naturally lubricated, or to help with vaginal dryness are all purposes for lubricants. Lubricants are prefect for both male and female bodied individuals. If you prefer to have more lubrication while engaging in vaginal, anal, oral, or masturbatory sex, then lube is for you. Have you noticed by now that I have not said that THIS lube may be for you? Okay, well, here's the deal- Sadly, this water-based lubricant did not do the trick for me! Yes, I agree that lubricant is great, awesome, and needed! But this lube sadly fell short and there is no way in hell I am using this crap again. Okay, enough of my rant! Sorry EF.

First off, let me tell you that the consistency is slightly thick, but extremely sticky and tacky. It is not greasy and has no smell, but it feels horrible.

ALLERGY ALERT: For those of you with allergies/sensitivities to the following ingredients, consider looking for another lubricant that does not contain such ingredients:

Purified water, Vegetable Glycerin, Polyethylene Oxide, Grapefruit seed

The lubricant was without taste or smell. I did notice that when the lubricant was in its "wet" stage, it had a sort of plastic like smell, but it was very faint. This is a lubricant that is without special features. It is neither scented nor flavored. Neither cooling nor warming- it is a simple lubricant. A lubricant that dries up too fast, doesn't last but 5 to 10 minutes, and is difficult to wash off. I mean, the list could just go on and on!

This lubricant was just icky! First, it leaked everywhere in my dresser. It was a sticky and terribly horrid mess. After seeing how the lube dried into a hard, glue-like mess, I did not even want to try it- but for the sake of this review, I did. Still horrid. The lubricant dried on my lady parts in the same manner that it dried on my dresser. It was very difficult to wash off. I'm sure many of you have used a glue-gun before, am I right? Well, the glue sticks that go into the glue-gun are very reminiscent of this lube! I know, right? Not good! As soon as the glue melts, it gets this slightly thick, very tacky, sticks to everything, gooey-gunk of a mess. Then, when the glue dries, it is almost permanently attached to whatever surface it stuck to. Well, this is exactly how I would describe this glue-like lubricant! The lubricant is very leaky from the bottle and it happened to leak all over everything! My valentine's day cards, my handcuffs, my condoms, my other bottles of lubricant-everything! It is still attached to most of the items as it is very hard to pry off. See! You shouldn't have to pry off lubricant! What kind of crap is that?