ULTRA LUBE!!! (Just kidding)

It's a lube that does what lube is supposed to do... in a very lackluster and goopy way. I really don't want to keep using this, but the other lube I have is even worse. I'm also poor and haven't gotten better stuff yet. The only real good thing I can think of about this lube is that I can wash the bottle out and use it for my crafts.
Thick and does what it is supposed to
Lumpy, smells bad, sticky, has glycerin, leaves jellyboogers
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I didn't include it in the blog, but I'd like to say that I have not used this lube for sex, only solo play. My partner and I haven't been able to get together recently, and it'll be a while before we can. If you are using this for sex, you might have to reapply the lube once or twice unless you're having a really short session. I rarely need much lube for my solo play so I've never had to reapply.
If, the next time I see my partner, I still have the lube and haven't recycled the bottle yet, I'll give a follow-up on how this performed for sex and both of our opinions of it.
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My Ultra lubricant tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Sex
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Good for anal
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  • Contributor: Lady Venus
    Not a fan of lumpy lube. Thanks for the great review!
  • Contributor: Vaccinium
    Thanks for the review. I can't imagine a water-based lube working worse.
  • Contributor: Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review!!
  • Contributor: BadassFatass
    I had thought about trying this but I think I'd rather not. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Fannybutts
    Don't want to say it with a follow-up but I'd just like to say that personal reasons have led to me deciding to give up sex for a very long while. I have no doubt that I won't have this lube anymore if I decide to have sex again.
  • Contributor: Fannybutts
    Heads up for anyone who sees this:
    This lube is now gone. I dumped it down the drain and the bottle has been recycled as a soap bottle. I think it's a better use for it than collecting dust in my closet.
  • Contributor: Kdlips
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Jon S
    ty for the review
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