Anal lube medium density - lubricant by Evolved Novelties - review by Genderfree

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What Did you Spill on your Sheets?!

Although this product is made by Evolved Novelties, the quality is not what I would have expected from them. It contained Parabens and Glycerin and made suspicious looking stains on my sheets. Although the size is great for travel and a little bit goes far, it is a little slick and watery and does not work with the textures of a lot of toys. I would suggest this lube to those who are fans of the liquidy slickness, as long as they are aware its ingredients.
Easy to Clean Off
Contains Parabens and Glycerin
Suspicious Looking Spills
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This water-based lube is able to be used with almost any toy, and is compatible with latex condoms. It is also great for anal and vaginal sex. However, it does contain parabens, which many users are weary about. If I knew about how parabens were [||possibly attributed to breast cancer], I probably would not have bought this product.

This product also contains Glycerin, which may cause a yeast infection, so you should probably not use it vaginally if you are prone to them.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
    • Sex
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Good for anal

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture is a little too watery for me. However, it soaked in and stayed around for a long time. I only had to squirt about a quarter-sized amount on, and I was good for the session of about 15 minutes. It's a very slippery, thin lube. Because of how thin the lube is, it tends to pour out of the bottle really easily, and I often forget to close the top. It was just thick enough for anal, but I myself would prefer something thicker. As the warning on the bottle says, the product is slick and spills should be cleaned up immediately.
    • Slick
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

This lubricant tastes slightly sugary. It was not an unpleasant taste, but I myself would prefer something with a more neutral taste. It smells slightly like fermented sugar, if you know the smell. You can't really tell from across the room. It's not the "yummy", intentional kind of sugar taste. It's more chemically tasting than anything.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste


When it gets on the bed sheets, it leaves a spot that looks "wet". My mom inquired if I got Coca Cola on my sheets, knowing I never eat in my bed. However, the "wet" looking spots washed out fine and did not feel sticky. It washes easily off of my silicone toys, and I have not tried it with any other material. I do not have to wash it off of myself, as it dissolves rather quickly. I have to reapply once about every 15 minutes.
    • Allergy concerns


It comes in a little bottle with a starfish on it. The 2oz size is a great size for travel. It's not discreet at all, "Anal Lube" is written on the bottle in plain sight. If you really want to be discreet, however, you could just peel off the label, or pour it in a clean travel bottle. The bottle has not leaked on me, and opens easily.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Travel friendly
Follow-up commentary
I absolutely hate watery lube. I've tried lots of different lube, and I can't describe how much I hate the feeling of this stuff. I have the same issue with ID Glide. This texture is not for me, I prefer something much thicker. If you're looking for something thin, go ahead and go with this one, but if you want something thicker that will last longer than a few minutes, do not bother with this. I use this when I absolutely have to, but otherwise, it stays in its corner.
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