Triple orgasm french kiss - vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Kynky Kytty

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A Gentle French Kiss

The Triple Orgasm French Kiss is a very special type of toy. Not only is it made to stimulate you in more ways than one or two, but it is designed to please the most sensitive bodies, with a concave head not to hit the g-spot and a teasing clitoral attachment. The toy is powerful and using everything at the highest setting won't drain any power. It is a toy well-made and is sure to please if the features are exactly what you want.
Great design for sensitive g-spot and clitoris. Powerful.
Can be quite noisy at the highest settings.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Triple Orgasm French Kiss is part of a small and new series of toys that are based on the usual rabbit toy, but with a perk: the small vibrating anal probe. The toy can be impressive with all these attachments, but they work well together, as long as you can handle all the stimulation at once. Although, if you do not feel like using it, it is also possible to leave the small anal probe out, and since the material is very flexible and soft, it won't poke or get in the way.

The motors are synchronized when they are all working together, especially when going through the functions, and the variety of options makes this perky triple stimulator a very interesting toy.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

Most of the toy is made of TPR, which is unscented and easy to care for. It has some porosity, and it cannot be sterilized. Moreover, as this toy does not have a shape that works well with condoms, it should not be shared with others.

The base and the internal beads are made of ABS plastic and the whole toy does not contain latex or phthalates, and is hypoallergenic.

The material is soft, flexible and has a lot of give. Most of the surface on this toy is smooth and does not require a lot of lubricant. One of the things I like about TPR is that you can stretch the material and not worry about breaking it. It is very resistant as long as you don't place it near sharp objects.
    • No odor
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

After comparing this toy from the others in the series, the French Kiss seems to be the one made for people more sensitive when it comes to direct clitoral and g-spot stimulation. It is going to be hard to describe some parts of this toy, and I'll make sure to attach a picture clearly showing the head and the clitoral attachment.

Along the 1 1/2 diameter head is what they call an "intimate slide", which looks like a hollow area running along the head so that it does not come directly in contact with the g-spot. Within that valley is a series of small nubs going the tip to the base of the beads that are meant to tickle that area.

As for the non-animal clitoral attachment, it is made like a teaser or a mini clitoral pump. The tip is like a short oval tunnel containing 6 long nubs that vibrate intensely when it is turned on. The tip covers about an inch of clitoral area from the top to the bottom, and is sure to hit a good spot. The nubs do not exactly stop at the edge, and I tried to create some suction to place then in contact to my clitoris, but it wouldn't hold for long. So teaser it is.

The anal probe is fairly small and the largest element, the rounded and tapered tip is only slightly more than 1/2" in diameter. The neck just below is 1/4" wide if it can give you an idea of how small this is. So this part is beginner-friendly and is not meant to give you the impression of being double-penetrated. I think it is only there so that the micro-bullet in that section can have a good anchor when it comes to stimulating the entrance of the anus, as it is exactly where it is located when playing with this toy. Also, as I mentioned before, you can also leave it out, which will also give you some external stimulation.

The rotating head is an interesting feature that supports well the rest of the toy, but alone would not be enough to give an orgasm. As for the silver beads, they're non jamming, and they can be felt very well through the thin material. You should know that if you squeeze your muscles around the shaft, that the beads will stop turning, so you need to relax to enjoy them.

Overall, the toy is of average size and I think most women can appreciate the size of this toy. Although if you really enjoy direct stimulation, you might want to check the other toys in the Triple Orgasm series.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy has a lot of options, but the learning curve is quick. I think the most interesting feature of this toy is that the functionality of the arrows affect the functions, so if you want the second function, with a medium shaft rotation and a high vibe on the clitoral, you can.

On the control base, there are 6 buttons (which you have to press a little bit hard):
-1 On/Off button.
-2 Up/Down arrows for the intensity of the shaft and bead rotation.
-2 Up/Down arrows for the vibration of the clitoral and anal attachments.
-1 Function button that goes through three patterns.

One of patterns includes the constant vibration though all motors. The second type of function includes changes in motors after each second, which allows an almost full rotation of the head and beads, and a switch between the vibrations for the clitoral and anal attachments (their motors go from one direction to another, so a full stop is felt, but they both constantly vibrate). The third one is like the second, but the changes occur much quicker, at every half second.

The intensity go from a medium-low to a strong high, and the change in settings is so gradual that you almost feel like going through a slider than buttons. One thing that I liked is that if you put the shaft at the highest setting and then the attachments, you do not lose any power. So it stays strong, as you want it.

When it comes to the volume of this toy, I'd say it is more noisy than most toys. The beads are noisy as soon as they are turned on, but it is dimmed a little when inserted. The other noisy part is the clitoral attachment by the way the tip is shaped, as it buzzes against itself and can become very loud when at the highest setting, more so than a powerful bullet.

The toy is also waterproof, with the help of a band that is placed in the twist battery cap, and there are no more visible seams on this toy, not even around the buttons. There is also LED lights for the On/Off and the Arrow buttons so that you can tell at a glance if your toy is on stand by, turned off or on a very low setting.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This material, TPR, can be washed with a gentle soap and warm water, as well as with a toy cleaner.

For storage, you could use the packaging as it comes in a plastic bag within the box, but the it can be a little large and it is definitely not discreet. If you store it elsewhere, you could store it in its own plastic bag or use a large Ziplock, and place it in your toy box. Just make sure that it is completely dry before storing it and that you take out the batteries.

TPR is compatible with water and silicone-based lubricants, and with arousal products.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


As seen in the pictures, the French Kiss comes in a box that gives a lot of information about the description and features of the product. There is also a picture of the full toy, with is almost to scale with the toy itself, only slightly smaller.

There is a few pieces of information that need to be edited on the box as the information may not be exact. The first one is where it shows the actual size of the micro-bullet, for the anal exciter. The picture of the bullet is much larger than the piece itself, and is almost twice as large. The picture of the toy is closer to the actual size than the actual size one. Don't worry though, the micro bullet is actually very small and surprisingly powerful.

The other information I do not believe to be true is about the "500+ intense patterns of vibrations and pulsations". Yes, you can combine the types of vibration you can to activate and play with, but even after calculating the options, it doesn't come anywhere close to 300. That also counts turning some motors completely off, which may not be something most of us will do, lowering even more our realistic list of controls to about 200. Okay, it's still a lot, but 500+ should have been phrased differently.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable


I was really impressed with the design of this toy, The teaser reached my body and was only just teasing, but if I wanted to put more pressure on the clit, even though it is not meant to be, the anal probe would go out a little, and the motor would sometimes be completely out. The vibrations could still be felt, but it shows that the toy is really made to be enjoyed as it is, without tempering with the relative positions of the attachments.
Follow-up commentary
The toy is original and all, and has a lot of features, but I'm not that much into teasing toys, and so I don't really use that one.

It was fun to try though, but I wish I could have more pressure on my clitoris and would prefer a fuller head, so that it would hit the g-spot. It's just a personal preference really.
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  • Izzaba
    thanks for the review
  • Kynky Kytty
    Always a pleasure!
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    Thanks for a great, helpful review.
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    Good review!
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    Good job
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    nice review!
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    Thank you!
  • Adnerbmw
    its disappointing that you cant get as much clit stimulus as you need without messing with the motors.
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    Thank you so much for your review!! I find teasing toys frustrating too lol
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    thanks for the review, and for following up
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    Thanks for the great review!
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    Thank you for your review
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    Thanks so much!
  • giftdgecko
    Great review, for the price I don't want just teasing
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    Thanks for such an informative review and follow-up, sounds super interesting if you love a teaser toy.
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