Classic rabbit pearl - rabbit vibrator by Pipedream - review by echo&storm

This was my first rabbit vibrator, and it was a huge let-down! The price was the most alluring aspect. Before the products arrival, I did not realize that there was a separate, hand-held speed control. That would have been my first red-flag, if I realized it. The product is advertised as waterproof, but that's only if you keep the hand held dial out of the water! There are very obvious openings that would let water into the battery compartment.

The vibrator does come with the option of different speeds for the dildo and clitoral arm, which is good. However, upon frequent use, the dials do not work properly, either shutting off when set low, not working in tandem, or running on full blast when slightly adjusted. What a headache! The size was too much for me, and I found insertion and removal very uncomfortable without A LOT of lubrication, and preparation. The hand-held aspect requires two D-size batteries, which can become pretty heavy after a while. I began to leave the hand held part on the bed, but it would eventually slide around, and the speed adjustments would change. On top of that, the ears attached to the rabbit clitoral vibrator were very thick; they felt uncomfortable.

Probably the most bizarre feature is the internal beads in the dildo. When the dildo part is turning, the beads (which are apparently plastic and very cheap) click together. They get stuck before un-sticking. Once they begin to move again, they PINCH! VERY UNCOMFORTABLE and PAINFUL! I had to yank this vibrator out the first time that happened! Unsurprisingly, after several months of use, the product stopped working completely. I just had to throw the thing out. Also, don't even think about using this vibrator if you want to be subtle. I felt like the neighbors could hear me! It's incredibly loud, even under a comforter and two quilts. What a total waste! The only benefit has been realizing what size dildo is TOO big for me, and that I will never spend money on this one again! In the future, I will invest in a higher quality rabbit vibrator -- with metal beads that do not bind and pinch, with an attached speed control.