Inked vibes royal - traditional vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Kate

Ahoy Matey!

It lasted a year before it broke, so for the power and the amount of time it lasted, it was worth the price.
Strong, Quiet
It broke
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
I'll admit it, I bought this because of the design, it's what first caught my eye. As you can see, it's a traditional vibe with an anchor tattoo design on it. This vibe is hard plastic. I've had it for about a year and the design has held up and not chipped or worn off during cleaning or use at all, so I was pretty impressed by that. Multi speed with a dial at the base to gradually adjust speeds, it takes 2 C batteries and just like the packaging states, it is quite powerful while staying pretty quiet. Because it's hard plastic, I've used both water based and silicone lube with it. This vibe is also waterproof although I never tested that out.

I had no complaints about this toy until one day I discovered a small crack in the cap. Not sure how it happened because I am pretty gentle with my toys, but the cap is now cracked above the dial. Because of this, when I went to put new batteries in, the cap just keeps turning and won't screw on. This means the toy doesn't work and I can no longer use it, I've had other toys with caps like this and never had any problem.

In all honesty though this was a decent toy, great power for the price and I would recommend it, I just wish it didn't last longer. I probably won't be replacing it because I've gotten a few rechargeable vibes since this toy broke and I prefer them over this one. If someone is looking for power and has no interest in getting a rechargeable toy or if it simply just isn't in their budget, I would recommend this. Don't let the design put you off if it doesn't appeal to you, just keep in mind that it has good power! If someone is looking for a basic plastic vibe that is quiet and powerful, this would be my recommendation!
Follow-up commentary
My only reason for not liking this anymore, to be honest, is because the cap is cracked and it's no longer working; duct tape doesn't actually fix everything! This was a great vibe before it broke, though.
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    • Everyone
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • Miss Anonymous
    Great review! Thanks for sharing this with us..
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Good review! Sorry to hear the plastic cracked. At least you got a year's use out of it before that happened.
  • Jenyana
    Thansk for the great review! A bit more informaiton on size would have been appreciated, though.
  • Midway through
    Thanks for the review, I've had similar problems with toys that are made of plastic, after a lot of good use they have cracked on me.
  • Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! Working solidly for a year is a pretty good lifespan for something like this!
  • ToyGurl
    Nice review. I'm surprised you say it's quiet. I've heard so many people tell me this thing is extremely loud. And yeah, plastic toys do really crack a lot, especially traditional vibes. Something about their design. Mine always crack in the cap.
  • ToyGurl
    Sorry I hit post too soon. Anyway, I have one of these and it's like the loudest toy I currently own. Maybe you just got a good one?
  • ichwillwaffels
    good review. too bad it broke
  • Jimmy Stevenson
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  • Kate
    I have no clue how I lucked out and got one that is actually quiet because I had read a lot of people saying it was loud too! I agree a year is a good lifespan for it I was just sad when it cracked but it's hard plastic so I supposed it was only a matter of time! Thanks for all the comments
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    Thanks for the review
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