Inked vibes royal - traditional vibrator discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by A Mere Girl

I was about as unimpressed with this as I could be. Visually the vibe is enticing and interesting, but otherwise there is a lot left to be desired. It's pretty to look at, but when it comes right down to it, this is nothing more then a hard plastic shell shaped like a tube with a rounded tip.

The batteries rattled like all get out. I didn't bother trying to focus, because the blasted thing was too darn noisy. The cap that held the batteries in was easily loosened so that came off a few times as well. Then there was the noise it made itself. Between the batteries rattling and the noise the vibe made I swear my neighbors could hear me.

The vibrations were decent, but I think I would have had better luck with something like my electric hand mixer. It was slow at first, sluggish as I increased it, and weak at its best when on high. Again, totally unimpressed.

Appearances do count for something. The one I got was an anchor piercing a heart. I thought the nautical theme was cute, but really it lost its appeal shortly after that. This really reminded me of the basic white version you can pick up at any Spencers in the mall, or even through a mail order catalog.

All in all I am making this a mantle piece for discussion. It will rest where it can be appreciated for its uniqueness, but never to be used again. Either that, or its going to the vibe graveyard with an unceremonious burial in my fire pit. Somehow, this thing is retired.

I'd love to give this a positive review being it's my first review for a new item to the site, but the excitement was lost once I tried it for the first time.

Very little about this vibe has impressed me on the few others uses I have given it. It just doesn't hold the kind of stimulus I need nor does it do more then just stimulate the clit, and that is weak as well.

It's become more of a coffee table center piece then an actual toy for pleasure. Folks find the artwork interesting.