Ultimate massager - pocket rocket with attachments by Nasstoys - review by Dangerous Lilly

Close, but no cigar

Most pocket rockets are one trick ponies and rarely worth more than $10. The price here is justifiable by 3 levels of vibrations plus 7 pulsating functions. I'd suggest this over 1 speed pocket rockets that are twice the cost but it's not my favorite in vibration intensity for me personally.
It's both a typical pocket rocket & atypical due to 3 levels of vibrations plus 7 pulsing patterns.
Good quality construction but not in the top tier of vibration intensity.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Please note that this is an off-site review and the bulk of my review, experience and extra photos will be found there.

However, here are a few extra beige facts:
1. Packaging was typical plastic clamshell
2. Vibrator is plastic with metal nubs and plastic caps; please care for as you would other plastic toys and share only with a condom
3. I would say it's splashproof but I didn't submerge it to test the waterproof ability
4. Not intended for insertion (vaginal or anal)
5. Void where prohibited by law
6. Contains small parts, take care if children under the age of 2 are in the house. If said children can actually shove the caps up their nose or swallow, consider submitting child to Guinness Book of World Records after emergency visit to local hospital for extraction.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
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    • Anywhere
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  • ......
    Very nice review! This is one of my favorite little vibes.
  • Sammi
    Great review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    Good review.
  • Lithaewyn
    I always wondered about the spiked caps... Now I know. It's a bonus for the cat. Gotcha. Winking
  • imp
    I've submerged the bugger but wary to do it often. It's one of the better ones out there and I agree better than the one speed options. As always most awesome review Big smile
  • Fanny
    Nice review!
  • MasterBlaster
    Great review, Thanks. It seems like it could be fun for a little while.
  • ellejay
    Thanks for the review!
  • mikebooks
    Nice one! Thanks a lot
  • Glac
  • Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
  • Positwist
    Great review, thanks! I think I'll give this one a shot, since it feels wrong to have never tried a pocket rocket.
  • SkinFlute
    great review!!
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