Rocket bullet - bullet vibrator by Shaki Toys - review by clockwork451

Don't waste your money.

This toy is really only a gag gift, and you shouldn't expect to have any toe-curling experiences if you use it.
Easy to clean
Breaks easily
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This can be used vaginally if you don't mind hard plastic or bulges, although I think that most would prefer to use this for clitoral stimulation. This toy is also on the louder side, so only use it if noise isn't a problem.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The shape of this toy is very uncomfortable to insert. There is no smell or taste. It is smooth to the touch, but there's a lot of drag.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

This toy starts wide and then tapers off with bulges which makes it feel awkward. It is not a very wide toy, but because of the hard plastic and the shape of the head, it can be a little uncomfortable to insert, especially if you do not use enough lube. The cord is very easy to damage, so it might not be a good idea to travel with it. The toy is small enough to hide, but it is loud when in use.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is not worth your time or money. This toy lasted me about thirty minutes. When I first turned it on, I thought I was in for a good time, but a few minutes in, it shut off. At first, I thought I had just pressed the button, so I turned it back on. It immediately shut off again. I changed the batteries, but the problem persisted until it just wouldn't turn on anymore. I'm really happy I got this as a free gift because this would have been a complete waste of my money.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

The toy is made of plastic and is waterproof, so a little soap and water will clean it just fine. It can be stored anywhere and works with any kind of lube.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


The packaging is kind of flashy and cheap looking which reflects on the product. It is difficult to remove the toy from the plastic, but you can store it in the cardboard portion of the box.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

DO NOT waste your money. This toy will only leave you disappointed.
Follow-up commentary
This is not worth your money. I tried a couple more times to get it to work, but no dice. Mine is rotting in a garbage dump somewhere right now.
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  • MistressDandelion
    Thanks for the review, sorry for your bad experience.
  • krystalmarie
    thanks for the review
  • clockwork451

    Thanks. I got it as a free gift, so I wasn't too broken up about it, but it was still disappointing.
  • ghent529
    great reivew thanks
  • Rey
    ouch! thx for the honest review
  • AlianneCimorene
    Thanks for the honest review. I also got this as a free gift, and it's not done much for me.
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