This Rocket Didn't Quite Fit in My Pocket!

The Rocket Bullet from Shaki Toys is a very interestingly shaped multifunctional silver (or gold) bullet that has multiple speeds and is controlled via a remote control attached to the toy itself. It has some girth so it can definitely satisfy those who want to get off via penetration, however, I would not use this for anal; It has no flared base and the cord is extremely flimsy. I’m sure nobody would trust the safety of their ass to a thread-like cord, right? The toy is excellent for external stimulation. It can work well for solo people, like me, or couples. The cord is 21” long, so a partner should not have any problems using the toy on you. Another saving grace for this toy is that it is waterproof, so have fun in the shower, hot-tub or pool!

This toy is made from hard plastic, which means it has no odors or strange flavors to it. On the material safety scale, this toy ranked at 8 out of 10, which is definitely a good thing. Do keep in mind that this plastic is pretty non-porous, so it is safe to use in between partners. Of course, I'd recommend you clean your toy with warm soap and water or with some toy cleaner thoroughly before and after each use, just to be on the extra safe side. The bullet itself is rigid and didn’t have much drag to it. If you insert this bad boy, you will definitely notice the ridges. I sure as hell did, and it wasn’t very comfortable for me, but my vagina is finicky that way. The plastic bullet is sprayed over with a metallic paint coating that makes it look pretty; however, mine already had some chipping right when I took it out of the package. It left me feeling a bit concerned. I didn’t want to have shiny silver flakes falling from my magical vagina, even though that would further prove that my vagina was indeed magical. I decided to cover mine with a non-latex condom, since I have a latex allergy. Speaking of latex, this toy is latex and phthalates free; it is also hypoallergenic. The controller for the toy is very smooth to the touch and easy to handle. It fit very comfortably in my hands while I was using it.

This bullet basically comes in two parts: The bullet itself and a non-detachable remote control that is attached to the very bottom of the bullet via a 21" wire. The two AA batteries, which aren't included, go directly into the bottom of the remote control. Simply unscrew it and line up the batteries according to the plus/minus indicator, and you are all set to use the toy. This particular bullet is much longer than any bullet that I’ve previously owned. When I measured the insertable bullet portion of the toy from top to bottom, it came in at 5”. My favorite bullet measured up to be only 2 ¼”. The bullet isn’t shaped like a real penis, so I didn’t find it all that intimidating, but it does have many ridges. I found it to be shaped more like a fabulous miniature microphone. The very tip of the bullet is rounded and smooth, which I found to be the most pleasurable part of the toy. For me, it felt like the equivalent of inserting three fingers into my vagina when I actually inserted the bullet. It was uncomfortable for me, but it will probably be just fine for many people. The controller for the toy is velvety smooth to the touch and easy to handle. I wish that the bullet had the velvety coating like the remote instead of the poorly painted silver (or gold) coating. The remote itself is small and easy to handle, so I had no real issues with holding it while I was playing. It could get a bit awkward if you use it with a partner; your partner needs to be somewhat close since the cord isn't extremely long. As for discretion, this toy is pretty darn shiny, so I wouldn’t necessarily call it travel friendly. Not to mention, there’s a 21” long cord and a remote control you’d have to lug around everywhere, which makes it very inconvenient. There are much more discreet bullets available on EdenFantasys.com that can be purchased at probably a lower price as well.

The Rocket Bullet has 7 different functions which can be accessed via the giant button on the remote that says “7”. The only other button on the remote control is On/Off, which I found to be quite finicky. They toy randomly shut off on me a couple of times. It is possible that my toy could be a bit faulty, especially if you take the paint chipping into consideration. The toy runs off of two AA batteries that were not included in the package. It took me a few moments to get the batteries in the toy properly, since I was unable to really see the plus and minus icons very well. I also switched out two different sets of brand new batteries to see if it was the reason why my toy kept cutting off on me, but it wasn’t. This toy does pretty darn well on batteries, so there are definitely no complaints there. That could be due to my own vision problems, but I thought it was important enough to mention. The functions of the toy range as follows:

1: Slow and steady vibrations
2: Medium and steady vibrations
3: Fast and steady vibrations
4: The vibrations slowly rise and fall
5: Fast pulses
6: Extremely fast pulses
7: Extremely fast and steady vibrations

If you press the “7” button when it is on the last setting, it just restarts the cycle all over again. I do have to say that this toy is loud! My goodness, even on the lower settings the toy could be heard through my sheets. When I turned it on the highest setting, it actually could be heard through my bedroom door even though I had the fan, A/C and television on at the same time. I have to take some extra precautions when it comes to using this toy, since I have paper thin walls. By extra precautions, I mean I use this in the shower or when nobody is around. In the shower, the noise problem is a non-issue, but I can’t say if that would be the case in a bathtub or pool, since I didn’t try the toy in such a manner. Toys with flimsy cords like this need to be handled gently and stored safely. Make sure you don’t tug on this cord or recklessly throw it in your toy box, because once the cord is gone, your Rocket Bullet is gone.

Since the Rocket Bullet is made from plastic that means it is one of the easiest toys to clean and store. Simply wash it with warm soap and water, or use some toy cleaner spray/wipes on it and it’ll be good to go. Water isn’t an issue since the toy is waterproof. It doesn’t attract fur or lint, so there’s nothing to be worried about in that department. As I mentioned earlier, the cord should be handled carefully. I simply wrapped it around the remote and placed it in my toy tote. Silicone, water-based and Oil-based lubricants are all compatible with this toy, so there’s no need to fret over what type to use; Just whip out your favorite and go for it!

I would definitely not store this toy in its original package since it basically came in a thin cardboard and plastic box. The toy is visible through the brightly colored box, and I’d suggest that you’d wrap it up if you are gifting it to someone. The package actually tells you that the toy is a vibrating bullet, as well. There are instructions printed on the back of the box as well as an insert that tells you about how to use the toy; it also mentions that it is waterproof.

Despite me mentioning a few negatives about this toy, I actually liked it quite a bit! The vibrations are very strong and I found that it was more pleasurable for me when I used it on my clitoris and breasts. I’m sure eventually I’ll have no issues with insertion, but for the time being, I prefer to use it externally only.

I received this toy as a gift and I really enjoy using it! I’ve included it in my collection of “go-to” toys. I found that I can climax extremely easy if I place this on my clitoris and another toy on my breasts. It seems to get the job done every damn time! I'm still gradually trying to stretch my vagina a bit, so hopefully by the time I do a follow-up review of this product, I can comment more about inserting this toy.