This Rocket did not fly me to the moon

I got the Rocket Bullet vibrator as a free gift, and I have to say I'm glad it was free! This really isn't something I would have picked out for myself anyways, it's an insertable bullet vibe with attached controller. It has gradual ridges down the length of it, which were pleasant enough; possibly the only thing I really liked about this toy. It's fairly cheaply made, and not terribly strong compared to other bullets I have tried. It has 7 different vibrating patterns:

1. Low buzz
2. Medium buzz
3. High buzz
4. Wave pattern
5. Slow Pulse pattern
6. Fast Pulse pattern
7. High speed again.

And then it has a separate on/off button, so until you push this button it will just continue to cycle through the patterns.



This came in a cardboard box with a window in the front of the box so that you could easily see the contents. The outside of the box is covered in all kinds of information, like that it takes 2 AA batteries, a very brief instruction on how to change the vibrations and several other little interesting things. Inside the box there is a plastic bubble form packaging that holds everything nice and neat for shipping. Not an ideal box for gifting or storage, but suitable for a free gift with order.

It is a plastic "bullet" so care is simple enough. Wash with warm water and soap or wipe down with a cleansing cloth to clean. Definitely don't want to boil it or use any harsh chemicals on it at all though. Also be sure not to get the controller wet as it is not waterproof, and if water gets into the battery compartment it will stop working and you'll be sad over your dead toy.

Found this yesterday while organizing my toy chest and I can't believe I haven't thrown it out already. This was a very weak and cheap toy that really did nothing for me and was never even thought about again. It's going in the trash!