Holiday ball santa duckie - discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys - review by Desirae Alisia Weatherby

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

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Duck the Halls this Holiday Season

So, overall I would not get this toy again. I like that it just looks like Christmas decor. I love that it is a rubber duck and can be left in the bathroom and not look like you forgot to put your sex toys away. But it is not the best toy so buyer beware.
Small size
Discreet look
Not enough power
Seasonal look
Battery not included
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Package:

The Duckie comes in a square plastic package. You are able to see the toy from the front and sides of the box. Snow flakes are on the box, and I like that because I feel it makes it even more seasonal. The packaging is not discreet at all in my opinion, but I sure did like it.

The toy inside is in an ornament that you can hang on a tree. It has a loop and string to hang it if for some reason you did want to. It is on a gold sting with a red bow on top. I loved the bow! The whole ornament is not see-through; the front has snow flakes on it and says the name of the product and company. It also says right on it that it is indeed a waterproof massager. All of this again is on the front of the ornament, so I do not recommend hanging it on your family Christmas tree. The back of the ball is like a greenish kind of color, maybe bluish. It is a sold color. Also, a silver top is on the ornament and that is what you use to open it; you just twist it off and open it up.

The Duck:

The duck itself is the toy, and it is made of phthalates-free PVC. It is hard and has no flexibility to it. The duck is dressed up as Santa in a jacket and hat. The outfit is painted on the duck so you are unable to remove it and dress it up for another season.

The duck does not have any nubs or anything. The only bumps or anything that you can use is the top of the hat and his face.


The duck's width: 3 1/4 inches
The duck's height: is just about 3 1/2 in
Length of the duck's beak: just about 3/8 of an inch

As you can tell, this toy is pretty small. It's not a large toy and I would recommend it to be a first-time type toy mainly to be used on the clit.

How It Works:

The toy does not need a lot to get it going; it only needs 1 AAA battery to make it work. Unfortunately it does not come with one. The battery goes in to the lid at the bottom of the toy, which is very easy to open and insert. This toy has an O-ring so it is 100% waterproof.

The Vibes:

The duck only has one setting. To get it to work all you have to do is turn the dial at the bottom of the toy. It is just an on/off button. I though the duck was kind of loud for being such a small toy.
I used this toy in the water and I thought it was okay, but I was not a huge fan of it. It did not do what I thought it would do, I guess. I would recommend it for any first time people who have never touched themselves before.
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My Holiday ball santa duckie tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
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  • SiNn
    great review ty
  • Chelle Love
    Great review... Thank you...
  • *Camoprincess*
    Thanks for the review these are so cute but I would have no use for it
  • allgood1
    nice review
  • K101
    Wonderful review, hon! I enjoyed reading this. Thanks for letting us know it's not the best in terms of sex-toys. That is sad! I love the Paris Duckie, but also worried it would do nothing for me. Too bad they aren't any better or at least stronger.
  • mpfm
    Its weird it says waterproof massager right on the front. They could have been a bit more discreet. Thanks for the review.
  • LaSchwartz
    Thanks for sharing sorry that this didn't work out for you.
  • married with children
    thanks for sharing.
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