Discreet massager discontinued
by Big Teaze Toys

Rubber Ducky, Your the one.

The Santa Rubber Ducky is a discreet multi-functional massager and ornament. They always say size dosn't matter this little ducky proves that right, with his intense vibrations.
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Pros
Cute, strong vibrations, Xmas ordainment
Cons
I don't have an Xmas tree
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review

Use

The Santa Ducky is best for getting them aches and pains out of your back and neck. It can also be used to stimulate the clitoris and nipples. It even doubles as an Xmas ornament. This toy is great for anyone who likes intense pleasure. Don't underestimate this little ducky, Santa comes with a surprise. He can go anywhere you please, you can even take him for a swim while you're bathing. It has the perfect weight to float around while you're bathing.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The Santa Ducky is made of pvc (a form of plastic). It's made just like the original rubber duckies, just a bit firmer. The Santa Ducky comes in a plastic ball that's shaped like an Xmas ornament, with a loop so you can hang from your Xmas tree. To open it you have to unscrew the grey tip of the ball, then it pulls apart splitting down the middle. It also has plastic pieces inside the ball to keep the duck in the ball secure. The Rubber Ducky is soft to the touch; he won't drag your skin at all, so you shouldn't have to use lube if you were to use it on your clitoris. It's also smell free!
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The Santa Rubber Ducky is the cutest design I have seen. It is also multi-functional; it doubles as a waterproof massager and a cute ornament for your Xmas tree. It may weigh your Xmas tree branch down weighing 0.4lb. The Santa Ducky surprised me because of how much power this little rubber ducky had in him. I can only handle the Santa ducky for a few seconds before my hand starts to go numb.The duck itself is only 3" tall and 3" long but has a lot of strength. I would say this toy is great for everyone, but if you're using it for clitoral or nipple stimulation it gets a bit intense. It's also very discreet; no one would even know it was more than an ornament. The Santa Ducky is great for travel and gifts.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The Santa Ducky has strong vibrations, they're located in the body of the duck. You can control the vibrations with the turn nob on the bottom of the duck. To turn it on all you have to do is turn it to your right, and to turn it up you keep turning to the right. Turn to your left and it'll turn it off. The battery pack is the same way, it's located on the bottom above the controls. To open the battery compartment turn it to your left to close it turn it to your right. The battery compartment lid is shaped like a Phillips head screwdriver, using a knif or screwdriver is the best way to open the battery compartment, if you want to keep all your nails. The Santa Ducky can be loud if it's sitting in the right position, because the battery shakes around and makes it loud. Thus when it's sitting just right you can't hear it through closed doors.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

To clean the Santa Rubber Ducky all you need is warm water and antibacterial soap. It's easily stored you can hang it from something or store it with the rest of your toys. With it's hard plastic ball it keeps it safe from any harm. The rubber ducky is compatible with silicone and water based lube if you were to even get curious with the Santa Ducky.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Beck
    Welcome to EF, great first review!
  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Thank you for the review. Cute duck.

    However, there are at least 4 spelling errors in this review (including "your" which should have been "you're" in the title, plus at least 3 others, including "Curious" being spelled improperly.) You or your editor may want to go back and fix those. It really does add significantly to the review.

  • Contributor: MrWishyWashy
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Kate
    Thanks for posting this review, this little duckie is so cute and with Christmas coming up it'd make a great gift!
  • Contributor: unfulfilled
    Thank You for your first review and welcome toe the community. I think it is cute and perfect for the upcoming holidays.
  • Contributor: Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Contributor: lzee
    Thank you!
  • Contributor: BuckeyeGal04
    Thanks for taking the time to review the duck!
  • Contributor: Feisty
    Thanks
  • Contributor: Michelle Conner
    nice review
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