Love handle - sex toy by Evolved Novelties - review by Twinkies03

Grab Ahold of My Love.....Handle

For those looking for a fun, waterproof G-Spot vibrator that packs a serious punch and can lead to a night creamier then a snack cake then this is the toy for you. Discreet, powerful and plain orgasmic.
Powerful orgasms, quiet, discreet, simple to clean and store, waterproof
Batteries can be hard to get in/remove
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
In most cases love handles are regarded as one of the worst things a person can have. Well, one night with this bad boy and you're totally going to stop caring and say bring on those handles. The fancy box (it reminded me of something lost in a bottle, or a trip to the beach and who doesn't love those things right?), to the amazingly unique appearance this thing is one fine piece to add to anyone's collection. Easy to clean, easy to use, easy to operate, and most importantly waterproof! No lube really necessary either with proper foreplay; this bad boy slides right in easy as can be. For some girls it may not have the exact intention of being both a g-spot as well as clitoral stimulator, however it works wonderfully as a g-spot vibrator. Find the perfect angle, find the perfect setting and prepare for a cream filled evening. The orgasm and pleasure was so amazing it had to be prised from cold dead hands to get put away. One thing of note, prior to first use make sure you wash this toy. A simple light soap and water bath will do. However, if not completed be prepared for the potential of a film to appear on the toy. Much the same way after every use, make sure it gets cleaned and gets cleaned fairly quickly. Warm water is really all you need though, so it's no major crisis.

The Love Handle has 7 different settings, all of which are variations of each other. It varies from your standard vibration in 3 separate speeds, to varying pulsing patterns with different intensities. Each pulsing pattern is unique and varied. All are controlled by the magical little black button at the top and to power the toy off you simply just hold that button down. This can get a little tricky sometimes when trying to turn the toy off. However, the button likes to stick and just transition modes.

One of the other great things about this toy is it is very inconspicuous as well as relatively quiet unless cranked up to max settings. Keep it in plain site and nobody will even know what it is!
This puppy gets a solid 4 thumbs up from the times it has been used. Each has lead to so much pleasure, extreme creaming happened; enough to where the vaginal fluid could be used as lubricant. Last time after some serious thrusting with the hand, it was such a mess there was an overnight wet spot in the bed. Thrusting is so easy because it is so light and fits so well inside.
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My Love handle tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Genitals
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  • married with children
    welcome to eden. good first review, thanks for sharing.

    What are the dimensions of the toy? How long do the batteries last? Can you describe the patterns in more detail please?
  • Twinkies03
    Insertable length is right around 5 inches long, and it is about an inch in diameter as well. As to battery life, that is still a test in progress. Have had a few hours logged with it so far and still on the original set of AAA batteries. That's one of the other good things, AAA mean lightweight and cheap to replace. Gotta get the most out of dollar store batteries after all.

    As to the vibration patterns I'll try my best. There are 3 different standard vibrations (your typical electric razor if you will) with a quiet and low setting but still effective, a medium setting which I would liken to a number 2 trimmer on a razor, and the fastest of the bunch which is still quiet but probably the loudest. After that the other 4 settings are based on pulse vibration. It's very similar to the settings on a cell phone, usually with 3 pulses with a small gap of maybe a second or two between them, then after the third a slightly longer gap before it rinses and repeats. The variations in it basically change in intensity from the vibrator working harder, with the gap between pulses shortening and the length of the pulses getting longer too. Its basically buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz to buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz to buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz buzzzz. Basically, think cell phone alarm vibrator, but with more power. It's great on the gspot because it provides a small gap between those rushes of pleasure.
  • Ansley
    A night creamier than a cupcake---hahaha I cracked up! Thanks for the review!
  • Miss Anonymous
    I keep passing by this one! I want to try it. I may need to oneday.
  • Nothere
    That was great!
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  • Jon S
    ty for the review
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    Thank you
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    Thank you!
  • amazon
    Nice review
  • Harpina is gone
    Thanks for the review!
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Thanks for the review (and extra info in your comment)
  • Entropy
    This looks like it's worth a try, thanks for sharing your review!
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  • spiced
    Thanks for a fun review! I think we're going to get this toy.
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