Astrovibes Aries - traditional vibrator by Fun Factory - review by Buttercup Green

Astrovibes Aries

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The Astrovibes Aries is an adorable vibrator brought to you by Fun Factory. It is a great warm up toy. Besides not being waterproof, this ram is amazing. Feel like getting " rammed " tonight?
Artistic Design
Great Vibes
Pretty Good on Batteries
Not Waterproof
Might Be Too Much Girth For Some Difficult to Clean
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Astrovibes Aries is obviously a vibrator. The size is great for penetration, and the pointed tip makes for awesome pinpoint stimulation. There is no flared base, which means no anal penetration. On the other hand, it works tremendously for teasing the outside of the anus. So what is the catch? It does not have an O ring. Sorry, but no shower or any other type of water play.
The Aries is generous in the girth area, which means that this toy works great for foreplay. Couples, solo, and everyone in between will enjoy this gift from the Fun Factory gods. In my opinion, this toy would make a cute gift for anyone. I can't get enough of this cute little ram. To make this toy travel friendly, just put it inside a Ziploc bag or any other type of storage.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This little ram is made out of silicone. There is no smell or taste. Silicone is very body safe, and not porous at all. The silicone is very soft, flexible, and velvety. As with all silicone toys, only water based lube can be used. Silicone lubes can damage the silicone on your toy. We don't want that now do we? Also, this toy is a lint magnet. I keep mine in a Ziploc bag, but any storage will work.

The sign of choice is Aries. So guess what this toy looks like? It looks like a ram. In fact, it looks like something off the Disney or Cartoon Network. The ram has very detailed horns on both sides. The horns are on the first third of the shaft. There are also two little eyes, a nose, and a cute smile. The face of the ram cannot be felt, but the horns are another story. While you can feel the ram's horns, it is not irritating in the least. I personally love texture. If you are more sensitive to that type of thing, I warn you to think this toy through before purchasing it.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Some texture

Design / Shape / Size

As stated before, this toy is a ram. There is a face, and a complete set of horns. This design is so adorable and artistic. If you are someone who does not like " animals " anywhere near your areas, then do not get this.
Every time I see this toy, it makes me smile and giggle. It is just so cute. From the horns up, this toy is pretty flexible, yet firm. Medium pressure can still be applied to the clit, so don't worry. I found this toy to work great for nipples, clit stimulation, anal teasing, and vaginal penetration. While this toy does resemble a ram, it still looks like a vibrator. On the discreet chart, this Astrovibe is in the middle.

This red ram measures 7 1/2" total length, and a 6 1/2" insertable length. The diameter of the Aries measures about 1 5/8". It starts with a pointed tip, and then gradually gets bigger when you move towards the base. For me, a lot of lube was needed, mainly because all the lube got caught in the detailed lines of the horns. The insertable length is perfect for beginners, but the girth might be too much. If you are a little adventurous, then give it a try.
    • Somewhat beginner friendly
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

As with most traditional vibrators, this baby has a dial for speed. The dial is located at the bottom on the toy, and is a matching red color. You can't miss it. The vibes in this toy vary from low, medium, and high. The vibes are most powerful in the tip. The vibes are pretty powerful and are more high pitched than deep. These vibes can be felt all through the shaft, but decrease in power as you get closer to the base. As with all dial based vibrators, there is no distinct change of power. There is just a gradual build up to high. I personally found this toy to be a little on the loud side. This is the loudest toy I own so far. This is not a problem for me, but it might be for someone who has roommates. This mega ram takes two AA batteries. I have not changed the batteries in about a week and a half. There has been no change in power so far.
    • A little loud
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Silicone is easily sanitized. Most can be boiled or put in the dishwasher. However, this is not the case with the Astrovibe. Since there is no O ring, this toy can go nowhere near water. Simple hot water and antibacterial soap will do. Toy cleaner, or a 10% bleach solution can also be used to clean this Fun Factory toy. When cleaning, be sure to keep water away from the base. Water will seep into the battery compartment. For me, this toy was very hard to clean. I had to pay very careful attention to the horns. Lube and other bodily fluids can get trapped in the lines that make the cute horns. Be on the watch for this. I let this toy air dry, and then I put it in my storage bag of choice. Storage is easy, but cleaning can be a chore.
As stated before, only water based lubes are safe to use with this toy. Also keep this toy away from other silicone toys. They tend to not play well together.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean


The packaging is fabulous to say the least. On the front of the package, you can see your toy through a plastic window. The back contains information flaps in many different languages. It just gets you familiar with Fun Factory toys, and the silicone material that they use. Inside the package you will find your toy, a free sample of Fun Factory's Toy Fluid, a toy guide of all of Fun Factory's toys, and an instruction booklet. You can use this as a storage compartment, but I recycled mine instead.
    • Good for storage
    • Very informative
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

This is my first Fun Factory toy. I expected top notch silicone, and I got it. I expected great vibrations, and I got it. This toy almost has the whole package for me. I have really enjoyed this toy, and so has my husband. I love it, and there is nothing left to say.
Follow-up commentary
Unfortunately, I had to get rid of this toy. While the texture was okay, the pointy tip and pretty large shaft led to some really uncomfortable sessions. It collected dust for months, and I threw it away after going through my collection. After using other Fun Factory toys, I have to say that I consider this toy to be pretty low quality.
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  • faust
    nice review!
  • Jon S
    ty for the review
  • Mistress Jezebel
    Thanks for the great review
  • musicownsmysoul
    Great Review
  • sweetpea12
    Everyone has said that this is really hard to clean, I will probably pass this one up. Thanks for the review
  • Allison.Wilder
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Blake Klink
    nice review
  • MK434
    Thanks for the review!
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