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I am not a fan of rabbits. In fact, I have never been a fan of rabbits. I actually almost passed this freebie up when it was available for free orders over $70. I have to say, I'm very glad that I didn't, because for the first time, I have actually found a toy that works for my body, is a rabbit, and actually can make me climax. If you have a problem with rabbits just not working for you, don't be too quick to pass this one up -- it just might do the trick.
Published:
Pros
Bendable.
Waterproof.
Powerful.
Safe to use with silicone lubes.
Cons
Lint magnet.
Buttons may be hit during use.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

I have never found a rabbit that I liked. They were either too short, and didn't do anything for me vaginally, or the little clit bunny just didn't have enough power for me. But this time was different. This time I found a rabbit vibrator that was long enough in the shaft to stimulate where it should be, internally, as well as with enough power in the rabbit to stimulate me clitorally.



While I don't think this will work for everyone, because it is a bit girthier than many beginners toys, as well as having an odd shape at the head that may not work for most people. However, if you are anatomically suited to this toy, I do believe it will bring you wonderful orgasm after wonderful orgasm.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Made of plastic and PVC, this isn't the safest of materials in terms of sharing, so you will want to make sure to cover it with a condom before you use this with multiple partners. When you open the package, there is a faint smell of plastic, but it isn't overpowering. It's certainly not as bad as some other toys that I've experienced, that retain the scent long after it's been opened. In my experiences, the scent had dissipated within a day or two of keeping it out of the package. If you were to keep it in the packaging that it comes in, it may retain the scent for longer periods of time as it isn't exposed to the air. It is phthalates free.



Texture wise, this is fairly smooth, though it does have a bit of drag. You'll want to use lubrication with this toy unless you are naturally extremely lubricated (which I am not). If you were holding it so that the bunny were on top, on what would then be the bottom of the toy, there is a bit of texture. It's an oval shape ridge that could be used for clitoral stimulation if you aren't using it for penetration. If you are using it for penetration, I find I don't notice the texture internally at all, as it isn't pushing against my g-spot. On the head of the toy, that is meant for g-spot stimulation, is a little nub about a half inch long, and measuring about as round as an index finger. This I also don't really notice internally, although it did have nice g-spot stimulation. I was not able to climax just from the g-spot stimulation, but I was pleasantly surprised at the amount of vibrations I felt internally, even without there being any texture.

Design / Shape / Size

As I previously stated, there's an odd texture to the head of this. The little oval is about as large as a thumb print, but I couldn't really feel it at all when I was using it internally. I am actually not entirely sure what the purpose of this is, because it's on the other side of where it would hit for g-spot stimulation. The little pamphlet that came with the rabbit also didn't give any suggestions as to what it's for, so I'm going to stick with my assumption that it's for clitoral stimulation when using it externally. The little tip nub also is not exactly felt, at least in my body.



The shaft is separated into three different bulges -- think a pea pod, because they do get a little thinner, and then bulges back out a bit. At the bottom of the third bulge is the rabbit. This actually is a full rabbit, with little feet, and ears, and arms and a face. The feet attach at the bottom of the shaft, right above the battery compartment. The ears come up until about 2/3ds up the shaft.

    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The base of the rabbit has two buttons, that are run on 3 AAA batteries. If you're holding it so that the rabbit is facing up and are looking at the controls, the right button turns it on or rotates through the controls, and the left button turns it off. The base also lights up and flashes depending on what setting you're using, in a yellow-orangeish color. It's handy, I guess, for your partner to see what you're experiencing. For me, this didn't do any good as it's not being seen when it's in use. The controls are as follows:



1. High Vibrating
2. Medium Vibrating
3. Low Vibrating
4. Step
5. High-Low
6. Dip
7. High Pulse
8. High Steeplechase
9. Low Steeplechase
10. Low Pulse



ALL of these settings are on the powerful end. Even on low, it still has the potential to be finger-numbing. If you do not like powerful vibrations, this is likely not the toy for you. If you're a fan of the Hitachi or other powerful toys, this one very well could be one of your new favorite playmates.

The only down-side about the controller, is that if you hit the wrong button you can turn it off during use. I also found that if you turn it off, and turn it back on, it does not reset back to the beginning, nor does it go back to where you turned it off. It actually skips ahead to the next cycle in the rotation. For example, if I am on medium, and then turn it off, when I turn it back on it'll be on low, and then I have to cycle through everything all over again to get back to medium.

This toy is not quiet, although it's also not loud like the Hitachi. I found that if you use a heavy blanket and close your door, it won't be heard unless you have very very thin walls, or your housemates are Spiderman.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

While this advertises as waterproof, I am always hesitant to really believe that about my toys. In regards to care, if you are very very careful with making sure the seal is tight and that it's retaining it's water proof abilities, you probably could just toss this in a pot and boil it, or dishwasher it. For my own personal use, and to sate my paranoia, since I've had too many "waterproof" toys destroyed, I wash it with antibacterial soap and water. You can also use toy wipes, toy sprays, baby wipes, or anything else with this.

As I have previously stated, this toy is somewhat porous, being made of plastic and PVC, so you will want to cover it with a condom if you're planning on sharing your toys with other partners. As I do not share my toys, and never will, I don't have that concern for myself.

This toy also does attract dust and lint, and just about anything else that you'll ever have floating around on your sheets or floors. Because of this, you may want to store it in a plastic bag, a toy case, or some other container that will help alleviate it attracting every shred of dust and hair in a 2 mile radius. I personally have just kept it in the package that it came in, because it's easy to store that way. It is a little bigger than the toy itself, but it also means it won't be mushed up against other toys, getting dust/lint on it, and will be clean and ready to go when I want to use it again.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging



The toy comes in a plastic sleeve, with a bunch of information on the top - the length, the name, that it's waterproof, bendable, has 10 speeds, and has a "sexy and comfortable head control". All of this information is in pink or purple and the packaging shows the toy inside. It is not discreet, at all. Anyone who looks at this toy is going to know exactly what it's for, so there is no leaving this puppy out in the open if you're modest or shy about your sex/solo life. When you pull the sleeve off, the toy is nestled in a molded package that is also plastic. It opens from the side and is reusable for toy storage. Inside the second package is a pamphlet for safety and use of the toy. It's written in 9 different languages.

    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
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  • Contributor: mpfm
    Thanks for the review. I'm glad this worked for you.
  • Contributor: badk1tty
    Thank you.
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    great review, thank you for the pictures.
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    Awesome job on this review.
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