Hold on to your hats!

Go for it. Buy it for your wife and let her see what she thinks. It's not a "bargain toy"...this is the real deal! It's on sale frequently enough and I guarantee she'll use it when you're at home and away. Gets the job done in a way she'll want to enjoy, not be forced to.
Max Power, Fully Customizable Experience, Great Battery Life.
Loud, Takes Commitment, Not Discreet in ANY WAY.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review


This particular piece of hardware is made for some insane solo play. I gifted it to my wife and every time I came home from work, I'd find her in bed....with THIS thing. She loves the rabbit and the intensity available, but can't handle "full power"...it's just too much!

She prefers the rabbit alone, but to warm up for intercourse, she'll slip in the actual dildo portion and crank up the rotation. It's not her favorite toy, but she loves those ears. It's a solid vibrator and definitely a piece that she drools over when she's in the mood. The battery life is phenomenal, by the way! The texture is fun, but even the TPE end is stiff, so be prepared!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gift
    • Powerful
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Alone
    • Bed
    • Private
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Ginormous size
    • Lots of options
    • Powerful vibes
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • Insertion

Material / Texture

This texture is pliable, but a firm vibrator/shaft base makes it rigid underneath...you won't bend this one in half. It smells enticing, tastes like nothing, and it feels good in the mouth. It's more of an advanced toy due to size. If you want to use the rabbit properly, you have to have it inserted all the way.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

We love the shape on the cock, but it's definitely not a beginner anal toy. You couldn't whip this one out for a quickie in the car and I doubt TSA would let it go unnoticed through security. Take it home and use it in bed...where no one will hear the roar of the vibration and the whine of rotation because she's loud.
    • Big and bad
    • Futuristic
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibration is primarily at the rabbit, though it can be felt throughout. The rotating beads make it a ride for the labia, but it is disturbingly loud. You can really push into it though and it'll keep cranking. It's NOISY, waterproof and has easy controls.

My wife doesn't like that it has to be inserted to really use the rabbit in an ergonomic way.
    • Not discreet at all
    • Powerful
    • Strong patterns

Care and Maintenance

Soap and water and you're done. DOES COLLECT DUST EASILY...you'll wanna clean before each use.
Storage is complicated due to sheer size...you'll want a different, and big box. If your mom stumbles on this, there's no explaining it away...this thing screams business.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean


Packaging is revealing, but ships discreetly.
    • Intimidating.
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

It's cool looking, an enticing challenge and a rewarding experience.


My wife loves the rabbit part in particular, but could do without the dildo portion...overall 3.5/5. Just the rabbit? 6/5.
Follow-up commentary
Well, over a year later, he sits alone, collecting dust.

The wife will occasionally fire it up just for the sole purpose of the ears; other than that, she claims it's an uncomfortable toy.
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