Platinum jack rabbit - rabbit vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by scootersjewel

"Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping across my..."

I have never been to the opera, but I found that Mr. Foo Foo could make me sing. It's a good thing that my neighbors are many acres away. If you have used a rabbit before, this one is worth his weight in carrots. If you are new to the toy scene, Mr. Foo Foo would love to teach you a thing or two.
Rabbit placement, Strong vibrations, Easy to take care of
Hard to push buttons
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Wow! The platinum Jack Rabbit is in a field of his own as he hops right into one of my top 5's for fun! I have to have the max for clitoral stimulation, and this little rabbit has a lot of stamina. I would love to find him attached to a handle without the insertable vibrator. I'm not much on the rotating beads or inserting things, especially ones as big as this. So, if size and lots of clitoral stimulation is what you are looking for, look no further. This is the toy for you. I really love the feel of his ears. I also prefer the placement of this bunny compared to any other on the market. The bunny head and ears are about 1" from the shaft, which aligns them better for the purpose I like most. Other bunnies almost lay right against the shaft, making a person have to hold the bunny for better positioning on the clitoris. We have also used the bunny on my husbands genitals. The belief of having the bunny on a stick comes back into play. The variation of vibrations from soft to full throttle bring lots of stimulation to both males and females.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Partners who like to watch
    • Solo
    • Lovers who love to play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • No roommates!
    • On a bed only
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

Now to get down to the nitty gritty of construction... When my bunny first arrived, I was so excited that I could barely get the box open. Once this task was accomplished, I was drooling and chomping at it, as I impatiently waited for my husband to call me that evening. As you have all read, we have a lot of phone sex and I was excited to try out my new toy.

The touch of this rabbit is soft. Though, if you don't have a lot of lubrication, it has an almost tacky feel to it. Upon opening the box, I found that there was no odor to it at all, but I always wash a toy before and after use. I have had no problem with towel lint sticking to it. If you get it near the hair on top of your head, though, it will grab it and hold onto it for dear life!

If you prefer a smooth surface, then this is the one. The shaft has an anatomically correct shaped head, with a few nubbs on the back just below the head rim. Like I've said before, I'm not much for inserting toys, so if you want more info on the feel of the nubs or how the beads feel from the inside, I'm not your girl for that. Sorry. Mr. Bunny Foo Foo has the ears from heaven! They are the perfect texture, stiffness, and length. As they are joined together, -- except for about the last quarter inch -- they seem to vibrate better than any of the others. Also, with that last quarter inch, you can put your clitoris between them, and lay back and enjoy the sensual vibrations!
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Sticky with out lube

Design / Shape / Size

Now, for the design of Mr. Bunny Foo Foo. For the most part, he is one of the better designs because of the placement of the rabbit itself. I prefer a much smaller shaft if I am to insert anything. For the most part, I find inserting toys uncomfortable, and sometimes very painful. I don't seem to notice this as much after long hours of foreplay. With this in mind, I have found that I do not have to insert this toy very far to enjoy the pleasures of Mr. Foo Foo. I also can lay the shaft on the bed, or couch, or .... to be blunt, sit on it with it between my cheeks, and bring the rabbit up to where he can do his faithful vibrating dance.

The only problem I have with the design of Mr. Foo Foo is the control buttons. The placement of them is perfect, but for easy use? They definitely need improvement. Old lady fingers like mine are not as strong as they used to be, and these buttons are small and hard to push. You almost need long fingernails to operate the buttons because of the small size, which does not allow the fingertip to push down fully on the button.

As for travel, there is absolutely no way it would turn on in your suitcase because of this feature. So there would be no red faces when your luggage reaches its destination without shaking its booty all the way down the ramp.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

As I have described in the last part, the buttons are a pain. With 4 AA batteries, though, this little rabbit can make you sing the Aria at the opera house. As for Mr Foo Foo making noise, you will definitely know when he has gotten into your vegetable garden and is eating your carrots! If your in-laws have come for a visit, you may want to choose a quieter toy for your nightly pleasure.

This rabbit has 5 control buttons. The very bottom button turns him off. When turned back on, he will start his vibrating patterns from the beginning. Located just above the off button, there are 2 buttons that start the vibrations and the turning of the beads. The first 3 clicks of these will give you the slow, medium, and "oh my, can I sing" vibrations or spins of the beads. The next click of the bunny button starts the slow to high pulsation. The fifth click gives you a steady kind of long-medium pulse. The sixth click will give you a medium quick pulsing, and the seventh click will give you three short vrooms, followed by a long vroom.

The button that controls the spinning of the beads has six settings from the slowest, to the twirl of the baton girl. The head of the shaft also twirls along with the beads. As for the effect that this has on a person, I cannot say; this is not a feature that I use. It is advertised as being waterproof, but I have not tried this as of yet. It looks like it has a good seal where the batteries go, though, and maybe that's why the buttons are so hard to push. I will have to update this when I use it in the water.
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

My husband and I have tried several different lubes out there. We have found that most turn into a rubbery ball like substance after many hours of foreplay. We have settled on the KY Ultragel. It is water based, and it lasts longer than the other gels. It also does not gum up into little messy... for lack of a better term... gum balls. The Platinum Bunny (or Mr. Foo Foo, as he has become known at my house) works wonders with KY. Mr. Foo Foo has no problem taking a bath after use. Just a little antibacterial soap, running water, and simply a towel dry, and he is ready for a much needed nap in his little lock box of a nest.
    • Easy to store


When my little gift arrived, I was happy to find that I could view the whole product without taking it out of the box. I really hate to admit to the fact that I don't remember if it had directions. In all of my excitement to rip open the package and run to the other room to prepare for an exotic session of phone sex, I misplaced everything but Mr. Foo Foo.
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
It has been 5 months since Mr. Bunny Foo Foo moved in with us. He is probably the best roommate I have ever had. I love him more and more every day. I'm thinking I need to plant a garden just for him to keep him as happy as he keeps me.
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  • Eugler
    Wow! Great review! A lot of useful information. Thank you
  • scootersjewel
    Thanks Eugler
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    Thank you for the review.
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