Vibrating egg 10-speed - egg discontinued by Shots media - review by NamelessBlameless

...but it just wasn't meant to be.

I only had this vibrator for about two months (long story), but that was enough for me to get a good handle on how I felt about it. It was alright but not mind-blowing; I found that most of the vibration patterns didn't do anything for me and for the most part weren't *quite* powerful to get me going. I ended up finding three of the speeds/patterns (#3, #9, and #10, as I recall) and going to them over and over. So I don't feel that I really got my money's worth for it since I effectively used less than a third of the features. Additionally, the attached control was just awkward. I found myself having to pause every couple minutes to readjust the way I was holding it, which only served to increase my general disappointment with this product. In order to turn off the vibrator, you have to hold down the power button for about three seconds (just pressing it cycles through the vibration patterns), which is inconvenient and counter-intuitive. I wouldn't have known how to turn it off if I hadn't seen reviews that mentioned it. I would have preferred that the power and cycle controls be separate buttons. As other reviewers have also mentioned, this vibrator goes through batteries extremely quickly. There are few things more frustrating than realizing that the batteries are dying while you're using it, an unfortunately common experience. Even for the short time I had it, the number of batteries I went though is somewhat disconcerting.

On the plus side, the texture (smooth and somewhat velvety) is quite pleasant, and it's fairly quiet (which, living in a dorm, is a must for me). I have to admit that it's pretty cute, but cuteness does not make a good sex toy.