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The Groovy Chick is a unique dual stimulator designed for female bodied individuals whose parts happen to line up correctly with its parts. It's related to the Rock Chick, a similar toy from the same manufacturer, and if one fits, the other definitely will not. Keep that in mind during your decision making process.

For those whose anatomy corresponds correctly with that of the Groovy Chick, there are a number of ways to enjoy it, for beginners as well as experienced sex toy addicts. It's best suited for solo play, but creative couples might find uses for it as well.

It's also safe for anal play, as the extreme curve will prevent the toy from becoming lost.

The Groovy Chick is made of flexible silicone with a matte texture of average drag. Silicone is a fantastic material for sex toys due to its non-porous nature, which means it won't harbor bacteria. It's also free from dangerous chemicals like phthalates and potential allergens such as latex.

Silicone has no taste or smell.

The flexibility of the Groovy Chick really adds to the number of creative ways it can be used, and its only texture is found on the external portion, where a mild ridged texture rests against (or near, depending on fit) the clitoris.

The shape is meant to distribute vibrations to both the g-spot and the clitoris simultaneously, a trick that can only be accomplished if both ends land where they're meant to land. With the Groovy Chick, those ends line up in such a way that for the ideal fit, the g-spot and clitoris need to be lined up, internal to external. A deeper g-spot paired with a lower placed clitoris will require a different toy. Look at the Rock Chick for comparison -- the difference is subtle, but when it comes to anatomies, those millimeters count.

Provided the fit is right, the Groovy Chick is a great shape, both for the intended use and some more creative play.

The Groovy Chick is a modest sized toy, with only five insertable inches, at most, and a diameter of barely more than an inch. Those new to insertion likely won't be intimidated.

As far as discretion, only those familiar with sex toys will likely guess its purpose, but the bright colors draw the eye, so it's probably best to keep it out of sight. Without the bullet inserted, it could be the handle to some unknown sports equipment, of course, but the bullet is a giveaway. For travel, pack the toy in a clear plastic sandwich bag before hiding it in your luggage. If TSA goes searching, you want them to see it's not a weapon without getting stranger hands all over your toy. Also, remove the batteries from the bullet when traveling, if it gets clicked on, it'll be dead when you arrive at your destination.

The first possibility with the Groovy Chick is to actually use it as the manufacturer intended. It comes with a reasonable, if not mindblowing, bullet, and the silicone transmits those vibrations well. It's possible to sit on the Groovy Chick and ride it in a variety of positions, even in a computer chair while reading or watching something a bit racy. It's fairly effective at rocking against the g-spot, but again it's very anatomy dependent, so that won't work for everyone, and it also might take a bit of trial and error to find successful positions.

It's also possible to remove the bullet -- just wiggle it back and forth patiently, and drip in a bit of lube if necessary. A wide variety of other bullets will fit this toy, as will slender vibrators such as the Jimmyjane Little Chroma.

The Groovy Chick also works for making a favorite bullet hands-free while reading a bit of erotica while lying in bed. Either wear it inserted, and enjoy the dual stimulation, or just hook it through clothing to keep the bullet in place.

Finally, the g-spot end can really apply some pressure if the clitoral end is used as a handle, since the toy wants to be a U shape, and attempting to hold it straight will create pressure. That's actually surprisingly effective, once once has mastered the coordination necessary. This is a great way to transfer the vibrations from a favored clit vibe to the g-spot, so lovers of the Tango or Salsa might find the Groovy Chick to be an answer to their most fervent wishes.

The main body of the Groovy Chick can be washed in hot, soapy water, or sprayed down with toy cleaner, or wiped with a toy wipe, or boiled, or run through the dishwasher, or rinsed in ten percent bleach solution. The bullet, on the other hand, can be wiped down with rubbing alcohol, or carefully cleaned with a damp cloth.

The Groovy Chick is silicone, so it should not be used with a silicone lubricant. The chemicals in a silicone based lubricant are there to keep the silicone in a liquid state -- sex toys, on the other hand, are less effective in a liquid state, so those chemicals are best kept away from silicone toys.

For storage, the Groovy Chick fits in a cosmetic bag, or a sandwich bag, or any lint free cloth bag. That's helpful in keeping it separated from toys made of silicone composites, jelly rubber, and other materials which might damage the silicone, and separator bags also keep toys from sharing lint.

The Groovy Chick came packaged in an attractive purple cardboard box, free of tacky or suggestive images, but with a clear window to display the toy, so it's not the most discreet packaging, but it is tasteful. It would be appropriate for gifting in any situation that's appropriate for the gifting of sex toys.

It's a nice enough box to use for storage if your system allows for it, or it can be disassembled and recycled.