Advanced clitoral pump by Cal Exotics - review by lovekink

It didn't do it for me

It was disappointing. The toy never had any oomph behind it. It definitely did not stand up to the expectations that I had for it.
Great idea
It just didn't work.
To improve this toy it would need a whole new concept for the suction
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This tool is mostly used for clitoral stimulation. It is supposed to be used as a pump that when being used applies suction to stimulate the clitoris. While I was really excited to receive this in my order I was disappointed to find that when my husband and I used it there was no basis behind the toy. No matter how many times you pump it the toy never had any suction and no pressure could be felt on the clitoris.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The material was not bad. The area that gets put on the clitoris has a jelly feel to it. The rest of the toy is plastic and does include a small tube that connects the pump to the stimulation part of the toy.
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The size of the toy itself was fine. The design itself was a great idea. The pump part did not seem to work for us. It just seemed that the pump was a little too small for the toy. It never was able to create any sort of suction or pressure feeling on the clitoris.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is very easy to use. You basically have to make sure the tubing is connected from the pump to the toy itself. To use you basically place the gummy like feeling of the toy on the clitoris and squeeze the pump. The squeezing is supposed to make the suction on the clitoris. We found that it never did much of anything.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This could be easy to clean as you can remove the tubing and clean the toy part. I would say a toy cleaner would work.
    • Easy to clean


This toy came packaged inside a box and was wrapped in a clear plastic bag. It was not put together and did contain instructions. It does not have its own storage so I would suggest keeping it with other toys that you may have.
    • Minimal

Personal comments

While I was excited waiting for this toy to arrive I was not happy with the way it performed.


We did not have a great experience with this toy and could not get it to work correctly.
Follow-up commentary
I went back and decided to try this toy again. I was once again disappointed. I did notice this time that the toy itself has a good selection of different vibration speeds which I hadn't really noticed the first time. The part that I find disappointing was that the toy itself never really created any sort of suction whatsoever. The toy would be better used as a clitoral stimulator than a pump. I figured I could just take the tubing and hand pump off until I realized that the hand pump portion can be disconnected from the tubing but the tubing does not seem to come off the wand portion of the toy.
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  • Beneath The Bed
    Congrats on your first review and welcome to the community. Sorry the toy didn't work. We find that happens often with these vacuum concept toys.
  • Bignuf
    Thanks for the detailed review.
  • deltalima
    It looks so odd. Thanks for the review.
  • lovekink
    Thanks for reading the review. Hopefully the next toy will be better!
  • susansmith2012
    thanks for the review!
  • A.Mari
    Thanks for your review.
  • NAV
    thanks for the review, to bad the toy didn't work out
  • Tammi Longbottom
    Sorry for the disappointment!
  • hot n spicey
    I have thought about something like this before I am sorry to hear that it did not work like you hoped.
  • Peaches2000
    I realizing the clit pumps overall aren't a great investment. Thanks for sharing your experience!
  • ohhhlala!
    I haven't heard so much great stuff about this product, think I will pass, Thanks for the review tho!
  • CuteDee
    Thanks so much for your review! Ive had my eye on this toy for awhile and am so sad it didnt work for you...
  • lovekink
    Thanks for reading the review. I'm still on the hunt for finding a product that works the way this one was intended to!
  • Dear Ruby
    Excellent first review!
  • Kristi :)
    Was curious what this did. I looks kinda scary to me, in a silly way. Thanks for the review!
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