Ummm...Seriously!!

The Advanced clitoral pump is supposed to stimulate your clitoris, and that it did not do! The biggest problem I had with this product is that the suction barely works at all. Also, the vibration is not the best so you cant get much pleasure. I’m not even sure if I would recommend this to beginners in my opinion!

Most of the material is plastic except for the sleeves you slide on. The sleeves are TPR. TPR is less porous than cyberskin, but more porous than silicone. It has a very light smell. I couldn’t tell you how it tastes, but judging by the smell, probably not great.

The toy itself is 7" long and 2" wide. The part you apply around your clitoris is 2". This toy is definitely not discreet but it is small enough to hide somewhere. There is a cord, which runs from the main part to the pump. This cord is 13".

It does have some cute factors to it. There is glitter all over the toy and hearts on the pump.

The pump takes 2 AAA batteries, which you put into the bottom of the toy. It was fairly easy to get them in.

The pump sucks and vibrates, either together or separately. The pumps noise level is pretty average and the controls are easy to use for the most part. The button you press to make it vibrate does take a little force and can hurt sensitive fingers.

There are 2 removable sleeves; one that has a ton of ticklers and the other has some little nub. If I actually liked the toy I would go with the ticklers. It also comes with 2 sponges to trap lube or anything wet from getting into the toy. It’s really a whole bunch of stuff for nothing great!

There are 2 buttons to the whole thing; one that controls the 3 speeds of vibration, and one by the pump to release it.

The toy is not waterproof so be careful when cleaning it.

It’s somewhat easy to care for this toy. The main part to clean would be the 2 sleeves. Because they are just small rubber-like removable sleeves, you may just want to boil them. Though TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You can wash them with warm water and soap or a toy cleaner.

If you want to use a lube I would suggest a silicone or water based lube.

The pump arrived in a package with a lady on it and a picture of the toy with its name and details all over it. It is definitely not discreet at all. There are instructions that come with it.

I tried to use it more then once but just couldn’t make it work for me. I would have to use something else for an orgasm. Like I said before, the pumping is horrible. You can only get 2 pumps from it and it doesn’t do much of anything.

Also, I don’t know if it’s the design of the sleeve or what but the vibration is not very strong either.