Le rêve: A small dream delivers big.

Wonderfully discreet in looks and sound, yet quiet, powerful and satisfying. Stylish, elegant and refined, but so much fun. A great masturbatory tool for any woman or couple.
Sleek, classy, discreet and powerful.
Wish it worked on different batteries.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Le reve in French means “the dream”. For me personally, the mini massager or bullet called Le reve, made by Pipedream Products, is not a dream. The small and very lightweight package that it came in was deceptive.

My first thought was that nothing could be inside that little box that could possibly get me where I wanted to go. As the saying goes, good things come in small packages and the Le reve I got can prove that rule. The other expression, looks are deceiving, is so true, since many bullets I’ve tried previously have left me cold and disappointed but not this one. Yes, it may be very small, smaller than many bullets even, but it packs a punch in more ways than one. This bullet, or mini massager, is classy looking in its sleek design, glistening shiny surface and petite size.

Measuring only two and one quarter inches in length, three quarters of an inch across and with a girth of two inches around and weighing only a fraction over one and a half ounces, this elegant looking toy can easily slide into any handbag. I know, since I put it into my very small evening bag clutch to try it out. It was perfect and even could slide into my lipstick case since it is smaller than my tube of lipstick. I loved that. I can slip this into my purse, jeans pocket or that sweet spot between my breasts and most people would never even see it, or if they did, and they would really have to look hard, they would have no idea what it was. From the working end, the end without the push button, I could, and DID pass it off as a tube of lip balm.

The ABS plastic, no phthalates, is highly polished and slick--slicker still when you get a little lubrication on it and engage in some slippery self-indulgent fun. It is compatible with any lube you wish, just hold on tight. As stated, it is already a slick little thing and lube tends to make it glide across your skin like a scorching hot knife through warm butter. After putting in the 3 little round LR44 / AG13 (1.5V) batteries, I pressed the EZ on/off and control button on the bottom. One click, a nice low level buzz of deep vibrations, yet surprisingly quiet. Anther click and medium speed, the vibrations are faster and a tiny bit deeper and more penetrating, yet still whisper quiet and not easily heard beyond about 3 feet away. Third speed, high, and the vibrations were firm, penetrating and still, the sound was barely audible beyond 3-4 feet away.

But talk about quiet--this will explain it fully. I placed the little passion-builder against my clitoris, pulled on a pair of panties and a summer dress and went grocery shopping. I knew that even though I could feel it, and boy did I feel it, if I could not hear it, and I did not hear it, then nobody else could either. Talk about being discreet! I wore it like that until I got home, almost an hour and fifteen minutes later. By then I had indeed worn out the batteries but was so aroused, so wet and so happy. Having an orgasm in the middle of the wine aisle in the local mega store is an eye opener, for me and the people watching as well, I am sure.

For me personally, using it on low while shopping, the batteries lasted about 40-45 minutes before giving out. Since I was already in the store, I purchased more batteries for use later that night to test out the waterproof claim.

That night, new batteries in place, I took it into the shower with me. It works great with silicone lube but becomes really hard to hold onto. I can now say that mine is shatter resistant, possibly even shatter-proof, as I dropped it three times and watched it bounce twice. Afterward, I checked it out. It still worked perfectly, was not cracked or even scratched. The finish was still smooth and shiny.

To keep this toy in good working order, I suggest cleaning it after every use with warm water and a mild soap or toy cleaner and drying well. I also advise tightening the end cap prior to using in any water environment.
Follow-up commentary
After 2 months, I am still using the Le Reve Bullet pretty often and found it makes a great little addition to my purse for those stuck in road construction traffic jams that can last for close to an hour. Tee-hee.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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My Le Reve Bullet tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Super discreet
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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  • Contributor: Miss Cinnamon
    Sounds like an awesome, resilient bullet! Pretty, too Great review!
  • Contributor: Annemarie
    How difficult is it to find those batteries? Are they just like watch batteries?
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Great review hun! This sounds like a good replacement bullet.
  • Contributor: Kayla
    I'm in love with this bullet. Definitely my favorite out of all of the wireless bullets I've tried. Glad you liked it too, and I totally agree about the batteries.
  • Contributor: 00
    Thank you Cynthia...I love how shiny and pretty it is, but really love how quite it is.

    Annemarie, I got the replacement batteries at my local mega store (WalMart) and they were less than $5 for all three.If you don't wear it constantly like I did, they should last a lot longer.

    ~LaUr3n~, thank you sweetie. I have since sound I can fit it into several other toys that use bullets. So it will become my backup bullet for those if I need to.

    Mistress Kay, Yes, it is my favorite bullet right now. And oh definitely wish this bullet worked with a AA or even a AAA, of course, then I would be using it almost constantly. Tee hee.
  • Contributor: Sammi
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Lady Venus
    great review! adding this to the wishlist!
  • Contributor: 00
    Thanks Sammi and -Taryn-.
  • Contributor: Lindsey123
  • Contributor: Tart
    Good review. It's really cute.
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