Lucid dream no. 99 - sex toy by Doc Johnson - review by M+k

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Lucid Dream No. 99 Delivers!

Lucid Dreams No. 99 is a dream come true for those who are interested in an insertable vibrator which can be used for clitoral stimulation. With rotations that vary in speed as well as direction and powerful vibrations, Squirmy seems built to fulfill every need, except that of those who need accuracy in their clitoral play. If you're looking solely for a clitoral vibrator, look elsewhere. For anyone else, Squirmy will be a great addition to your toy-box.
Strong vibrations, g-spot stimulator, reversal function, easy maintenance
Not very suitable for clitoral use, limited number of controls, functions not clearly labeled
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This vibrator is intended to be a g-spot stimulator, with over seven inches of insertable length and built-in flexors which move with your body. This vibrator can be used on the clitoris, but since the vibrations are spread out over a larger area, they're not quite as concentrated as some might like. However, the vibrations are still powerful and the rotations are guaranteed to stimulate every inch you might wish. Squirmy is great for either solo play or using with a partner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The jelly rubber means this vibrator is soft and relatively odor-less, provided that it is cleaned after every use. The material doesn't irritate the skin, though I have noticed the rubber tends to attract all sorts of dust and lint to it. The texture works well with all kinds of different lube and is certainly easy enough for those unfamiliar with sex toys to maintain, as well as play with. The soft material makes this vibrator ideal for insertion play, as there is nothing to cause bruising or discomfort to delicate skin.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design ensures the g-spot is stimulated by not only the vibrations, but by the rotations. It works well, but those who are more sensitive might want to be careful if they were planning on thrusting with the rotations, as the shape might irritate or pain those with more sensitive tastes. I would not recommend Squirmy for those who are just beginning to venture into g-spot stimulators, as the circumference is a bit wider than they might be either used to or ready for. With almost ten inches in length and bright pink color, Squirmy is not what you would call discreet. If you're planning to travel with it, I would recommend either putting it back in the box or at least wrapping it in a washcloth--the same for storage if you're living with roommates.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibrator is more designed for the g-spot than the clitoris, so the vibrations are concentrated more widely throughout the toy, though there are a large number located at the very tip. The wideness of the tip does not allow for great accuracy, however. There are two sets of controls, one for the vibrations, the other for the rotations. There is also a reverse button which switches the direction of the rotations.The controls are easy to reach and use. Each category has three settings. I've noticed with Doc Johnson products that they tend not to label their functions very well, and this product is no different. It is hard to tell the rotation buttons apart from the vibration buttons at first glance.I wish there were more settings, only having three severely limits the variety of sensation.

Squirmy is quite noisy, especially when the rotation function is used. It can be heard clearly through a closed door, so this is not a great toy to play with if you value privacy among others. It can be used with great effect in the shower, however.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The material is easy to clean and care for. I've used both silicone and water-based lube with this product and both worked fine without any complications. Cleaning is quite easy, just run hot water over it and it washes up fine. I've stored it simply resting flat on a washcloth, but be careful before use; I've found Squirmy attracts lint and dust very easily, so it might be a good idea to store it in the box.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


Squirmy comes in a clear, plastic, rectangular box with an inset which holds the toy in place. Users instructions were included, but there's honestly not much to figure out. If you were planning on giving this at an adults-only party, the box would be great for gift-wrapping. The packaging box is actually the best storage item I've found, especially when moving it. Just as long as you realize it's clear plastic and Squirmy is perfectly visible through the box. If you're living with curious people, it might be better to find an alternate option.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
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  • Ryuson
    It sucks that this one is so loud, but it's interesting that it rotates! Interesting!
    But I have to mention that jelly is porous, meaning it can never rally get clean! This means that if you switch users or orifices, please use a condom!
  • Miss Anonymous
    Good review thanks for sharing!
  • Sunshineamine
    thank you for sharing this review. I was just curious about the size. How much insertable length is there and how big is the diameter? Is the shaft the same diameter from top to bottom?
  • M+k
    @Ryuson--It really does, I used to live with a roommate and it was...awkward. =) Thanks for mentioning about the condom, it's completely true!

    @Miss Ness--Thanks! Hope it helped!

    @Sunshineamine--It has 7 1/2'' insertable length and the diameter is 1 5/8''. Yes, the shaft is the same from top to bottom. Hope this helped!
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