Not so sex proof

I overall didn't enjoy this product because I felt that the pulsations were dull, and not at the standard that I prefer. I like vibrations to be quick and hard, not as a dull massage. We did find that it worked well as a massage tool for your body. It worked out knots in my husbands back and put him to sleep quite well. I never lost the ball because it was attached, and got in the way too many times before its face hit the wall in frustration.
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Pros
compactness, price, various speeds.
Cons
dull pulsations, battery length not long, large egg, attached wire controller.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
It goes without saying that I like my toys to be built well, and consistently working. With this egg, I found that it was too light of a vibration for myself to actually enjoy. I purchased the blue and silver combo back in July of 08 and it just didn't meet my standards at all.

I didn't particularly like the fact that I usually would have a numb hand 5 minutes into it. My husband also didn't enjoy this toy as a sexual toy, we found it was more useful to use it as an actual massager on our backs rather than down-under. I do like that it has various speeds, but I like my vibrations stronger and more mechanical than just a dull pulsation. I didn't like the wire that held it to its controller, while it made it very hard to loose the egg, it did get in the way of our bumping n grinding. The cleaning aspect was pretty quick and to the point it was very easy to clean in the sink and with toy solution.

I liked that the controller had gripped material that kept it in our hands but the ball was very slippery. I also couldn't stand the fact that I felt like I was in the 80's with the wire attaching all its components. I highly recommend that if you loose things easily to go with an egg that has a wire. However, if you take great care of your toys, splurge for the one that is wireless, you'll have a more enjoyable experience without a wire.

I did try to use this while having intercourse, but since the egg itself was so big, it just got in the way of us and ended up thrown in a heap on the floor.
Follow-up commentary
It's since become a massage tool rather than a sex toy. I find the vibrations in the egg are put to use much better relieving muscle knots rather than attempting to build an orgasm.
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