Water-proof egg - egg vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by nolongerhere

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Water-Proof Egg Review: ...No, I didn't just masturbate in the shower!...Ok, I did...

A bullet for the masses! One can find multiple levels of power that are sure to satisfy most ladies. Since it is waterproof, you and/or your partner can spice up the location of your sexy-time to include the shower or tub! This product is also reasonably priced, so if you are new to the world of clitoral vibes and are still finding what you like, you don't have to break the bank! Great product!
Versatile power levels, easy-to-use buttons, waterproof, long cord, price, quiet.
Packaging plain, no storage pouch, have to be careful with cord, no vibe patterns.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I am on a quest to find the perfect clitoral vibrator/egg. Although this egg is not perfect, it certainly gets the job done. This egg is designed for stimulation of the clit or breasts for the ladies. I suppose it could be inserted vaginally (with a condom for easy removal) but that didn't feel that great in my experience. It could also be used for stimulation of your man's penis as well. Under no circumstances would I recommend anal insertion, as it has no flared base. This egg is perfect for those with sensitive clits that don't need lots of stimulation, but it also worked for me on the highest power, and I require more power. It's not Hitachi or Eroscillator, but for an egg, it's surprisingly powerful. Plus, you can use it in the shower!

This toy is perfect for solo use, but it also worked well for my husband and I while we were having sex, I was able to hold it between our bodies during penetration with no issues. It does tend to get slippery when wet though!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

This egg is made of a blue (or pink) plastic controller and a metallic colored plastic bullet attached by a thin wire. The pair have no smell when unpackaged (unless you really, REALLY sniff the controller) and neither has any discernible taste. The bullet has no give and is hard, feels cool to the touch, and is very smooth. The bullet does have a seam running through the middle, but it is hard to feel unless one is looking for it. The bullet itself feels pretty light. The controller feels very velvety, but is also firm to the touch. The controller itself also feels very comfortable in your hand and is fairly ergonomic.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

This vibe is pretty small with a length of about 2 inches and a width of about 1.5 inches. It easily fits in my hand and makes for easy gripping when gettin' busy. The bullet also comes to a point which allows for pinpoint stimulation, which, in my book is very important to getting the stimulation I need to have an orgasm.

The wire of the toy is about 25 inches long, and seems to be reinforced at both ends where it connects to the controller and bullet with a ring of plastic to help keep water out and hopefully keep the bullet functioning.

This toy is not very discreet, it's obviously a sex toy. However, it can be hidden in a drawer or pouch while not in use as it is very small.

This toy comes with a dedicated on/off switch, but I would recommend taking the batteries out before travel as the on/off button could easily be pushed accidentally.

Functions / Performance / Controls

This vibe has 4 different levels of stimulation which are fairly straight-forward. It goes from low, to medium, to medium high, to high strength with the push of a button. The buttons are easy to use, one is an up arrow that turns the toy on and increases the power of the vibrations, and the other is a down arrow that turns the toy off and decreases the power of the vibes. Super easy to use. The vibrator also features 4 lights that are labeled 1,2,3,4. As the power of the vibe is increased, the lights illuminate so you always know what level of vibration you are currently on. Unfortunately, this vibe does not have any vibratory patterns.

The toy really is not very noisy, can barely be heard under the blankets at its highest speed and can not be heard through a closed door.

This egg is great for using in the shower or tub, I submerged the whole toy while vibrating it at it's top level and it ran until I got bored watching it and turned it off. Then I let it sit in the water for awhile. When I removed it from the water an hour later it started back up like a champ! That makes this toy super easy to clean as well! The battery compartment is protected by a nice thick O-ring which does not allow for any water to leak in.

Speaking of batteries, mine have lasted over a month and I have used it on high probably about 10 times for at least 10 minutes per session.

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be fully submerged for washing, I just used soap and water, but a toy cleaner could also work. No bleaching or boiling though. This toy doesn't really require lube, but if you like lube, a water based lube will make clean-up even easier. After washing, make sure to allow this toy to dry completely before storing to avoid any nasty germ growth.

This toy doesn't come with any real storage except for a clear plastic tray which is not very attractive, so I just made a fabric pouch with my sewing machine to store.
    • Easy to clean


Well, surprisingly, this packaging had NO naked ladies! It comes in a plastic, blue-clear, box and tray for the bullet with no instructions to speak of. Thankfully, the product needs little explanation, all you need to do is put the batteries in and hit the "on," button. However, some care instructions and a storage pouch would have improved this product.

Personal comments

I give this product 4/5 stars. It is powerful enough for me, but also has lower levels of stimulation for those with more sensitive bodies. It also is waterproof and seems fairly durable. The product could be improved if the company provided a nice pouch or storage box rather than a cheap-y plastic tray.
Follow-up commentary
I still like this little egg, it's still buzzing strong, and still maintains its waterproof claims. I still wish it was a little more powerful, but it still does the job.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Sammi
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