Novelty Moment.

The Ultimate Mini Massager Set is ideal for mild external stimulation with several oddly shaped attachments. The Mini Massager can be used on the clitoris, nipples, testicles and literally anywhere you like stimulation. You can also bring it with you into the shower! The Ultimate Mini Massager is ideal for the beginner, just starting to explore clitoral stimulation with mild vibrations. This massager set would also make a great gift for a bachelorette party or as a gag gift.

The Mini Massager Set is made of a hard, phthalate-free plastic with 5 attachments. The handle has a ribbed texture which helps with grip but the separate pieces are smooth. The plastic is very hard and unforgiving. There was a slight plastic smell but no taste. Plastic can be easily cleaned with soap and warm water.

There are two nub-like attachments; one is small and narrow, the other is thicker. One of the attachments resembles a small tongue; very flat and tapered. One attachment is a tiny hand with two figures out. This attachment was useless to me. I could not figure out how to enjoy it. It was mostly just uncomfortably shaped and had sharp seams. The last one has a shape like something from a chess board game. It is smooth, curvy and has a large bulge in the center. This one is fun around the vaginal opening. Overall I felt the mini tongue and larger nub were the most useful. None of the attachments are large enough to have much internal stimulation. They are not large or long enough to reach most women’s g-spots.

This Mini Massager is not very powerful but would be suitable for a beginner or anyone looking for a tease. It requires one AA battery and has one speed. With a simple twist of the grip it is on, and a twist back, it is off. I had problems with the battery backing sliding off when turning it on and off. The noise was minimal, it could not be heard through a shut door, and the vibrations were about medium in strength. The massager can also be used in water.

The massager can be cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap. It can be used with both silicone and water based lubricants.

This was the first toy I had ever purchased which was intended for sexual pleasure. I purchased this toy when I was well under aged from a gag-gift retail store which also sold novelty sex toys. It had bold writing on the packaging which noted "Novelty item only." I was still proud to own a "real" toy. Also this toy can provide stimulation for most beginners and some gentle teasing, I believe considering some of the useless attachments it is best used as a novelty item, not expecting much from it.