Scorpio Lovin'

I like the product. It's not in my often-used toys list, but every now and then I use it. I think it's great for someone who is tired of the everyday dildos, or for anyone who has a Scorpio fetish. For the price it's a good buy, especially since it's silicone.
It's silicone.
It may have too much texture for some.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
When I first saw this I was very amazed because I've never seen anything like this. I would have normally dismissed it and gone on with my day if it wasn't for the fact that this silicone toy (usually in higher price digits) was on sale for $20. On the box itself it says that it's more of a gag gift, and I can honestly say I believe that most people people will buy and have bought it for that reason. Personally, I was interested in the toy even though I only had one toy at the time, and it was an ordinary-looking dildo.

When I got the toy it was in a nice-looking box that I almost didn't want to open it. If it wasn't too bulky I would have kept it. The toy is not too big, but you sure can see that it has a lot of texture. My friend called it an alien penis. I will admit, after seeing it I had doubts about trying it myself, being a toy noob and all.

I paired it up with Liquid Silk, took a deep breath, and in it went. Amazingly enough it wasn't painful, but it can be if no lube is added. The toy feels smooth for about an inch, then all of a sudden you feel this bump that sure made my eyes widen. It is a vibrator, so you can twist the knob at the bottom, but I find that twisting it while trying to get off is really hard. You might as well find the perfect vibe mode (or just turn it off altogether) and insert it. I don't think I would try this anally, because it would take lots of courage to try it.

(Editor's Note: This toy is not considered safe for anal insertion due to its lack of a wide base.)

Even if you don't want to use it as a sex toy it would make an awesome gag gift and can be great at parties.
The toy is very hard so don't accidentally throw it or hit anyone with it.

The toy is not the easiest toy to clean since you don't want to damage it with water. You have to make sure that you clean in the ridges of it as body fluids can get trapped there. Honestly I think as long as you are open-minded you may have fun with this. If all else fails and you hate it, just use it for a nice back rub or a beating stick (trust me it hurts even if you get hit softly).
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My Astrovibes Scorpio tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review. I wanted to know more-- like how big is it in inches, what kind of lube is compatible with the materials, how strong you felt the vibrations were, what kind of batteries does it take, how can i clean it (you said it was difficult, but can i use soap/water, bleach, dishwasher, boiling, toy wipes..?)....
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