Wonder water - g-spot vibrator discontinued by JoyDivision - review by Nothere

The Wonder Water is the most unique toy in my small, but growing collection. It's a lovely shade of bright blue that is very similar to the picture and it reminds me of ocean. It's described as being a g-spot vibrator, but I found that it was much too flexible to provide firm g-spot stimulation. However, it is a nice, girthy internal vibrator that is quite strong, and it also provides lovely pin point clitoral stimulation.

The Wonder Water is made of high quality silicone. It is very safe and completely non-porous! It has no smell or taste and it is smooth to the touch. It's very silky to the touch and has no drag. The material truly is very lovely and soft!

The toy has no texture per se. There are two raised portions on either side of the toy that are meant to resemble waves (I think). Personally I could not feel them at all. If you do like texture, this would not be the toy for you. It's very very smooth and the raised portions blend in so much with the rest of the shaft, that you really won't feel it very much. Therefore, I feel that the texture would be very good for beginners. The material is high quality and the texture is minimal. The size makes me wary of recommending it as a true first time toy. But, if this is your first girthy toy, then this would be the perfect toy for you.

The design is absolutely gorgeous! The Wonder Water is a very pretty shade of light blue...just like the ocean! The shaft looks like a soft wave and is just so pretty. The toy is marked as a g-spot toy, but the vibrator is actually much too soft to be an effective g-spotter. If you tried (please don't) you could bend the toy almost 90 degrees! There is not enough of a curve, and while it does feel wonderful, it just doesn't stimulate the g-spot.

The girth of the toy was both noticeable and undetectable. Because the toy is so soft, with some warm up and some lube, the girth isn't a big deal at all. However, if you're new to girth, it does take some getting used to. Overall, this would be a great first time girthy toy. The soft silicone is easy to work with and is very gentle to your insides.

I would say that the Wonder Water performed well. I won't say it really wowed me in terms of performance, however great its appearance was. But, it was moderately strong and easy to use. The vibrations are dispersed well throughout the entire body of the vibrator, and are quite strong for an internal vibrator. The vibrations are strongest at the middle of the shaft and while they do travel well, the silicone is just a wee bit too dense for good pin point stimulation. However, it is nice if you lay it sideways for broad area stimulation.

The controls were very easy to use and quite straight forward. Simply put in your two AA batteries, twist closed, and twist the dial! The dial is very nice and simple. There are no patterns, just a nice steady vibration in whatever strength you choose.

One of the best aspects of the Wonder Water is its noise level, or lack there of! It's a very very quiet vibrator. It wouldn't be heard under covers and definitely not through a door.

Care for the Wonder Water is simple. While it is not waterproof, it is water resistant. So, you can splash some warm water and soap and you're good to go. You can also use some toy cleaners and wipes if that's your thing.

Because the toy is silicone you will want to store it away from other silicone toys. Also, when using lube, always use water based ones. Silicone lube plus silicone toys equals bad reaction and a broken toy.

The packaging of the toy was simple and effective, but not very discreet. It comes in a clam shell plastic case inside a box, so the toy is visible for all to see. There is writing in both German and English on the box, and the instructions were in both languages plus a few others. The instructions were clear, but it was so basic that it's not really necessary to read it if one is at all experienced with battery operated vibrators.

The package also came with two lubricant samples: one small packet and one 50 ml sized tube of the same lubricant. I'm not quite sure why they sent two samples of the same lube, but it was a nice gesture. The lubricant is Joy Division's own lubricant.

Personally, I did not find much use for the toy. With my clit-o-steel, I couldn't really use it for a clit toy. And because it was too soft for g-spot stimulation, I couldn't really orgasm from inserting the toy. However, the toy is of very good quality and it is beautiful. It was wonderfully girthy and is nice to use as a mid-session toy to fill me up!