Teardrop - bullet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by jilly~beanzzz

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Everyone should own this toy; it truly is a 'must have' to any collection. It's worth it to own this, and even though mine does not work as intended anymore, I will keep it and I'm sure it will get weekly use. It feels amazing from head to toe and stimulates all of my senses.
It's small enough to fit in your pocket, and the vibe is strong enough to make me scream!
Water got in the remote, but it still works on high power.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is fantastic, I can't think of a single person who would not enjoy this. It's a small tear~shaped bullet with the power of a major power tool. You can stimulate the clit, nipples, and anal area with this humming vibe. It truly packs a punch and the batteries lasted a super long time!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

The handle (remote) of the toy is small and hard plastic. It has 2 buttons to turn the speed and power up and down. Also, red lights light the power velocity in which you are using. The wire connecting the remote and egg shaped vibe is just long enough and quite thin and flexible. The tear~drop (or egg shaped) bullet is quite small, is hard plastic, and stays super lubricated for extended use.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I loved the design and shape of this vibe. It's easily hidden since it's so small and totally suitable for travel. In fact, I used this toy in my car on more than one occasion. I think everyone should own one of these and I don't know how I survived for so long without it!
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

This pocket genius is easy to use. The functions are on the front of the remote, easily seen even in the dark. There are four levels of intensity and are lit up red bar by bar as it speeds up. The vibe is so quiet you could use it in a library (although I can't personally recommend using it there). My only issue with the toy is that I tried to use it in my hot tub. It worked wonders there as well, but the next day there was some water damage to the remote. There was water in the battery compartment. And now the function buttons don't work. But when you press the button, it goes on 'FULL POWER' and cannot be adjusted or turned down.
    • Discreet sound
    • Long lasting power
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easily stored. I have mine in a small pouch, but it could also fit into an eye glass holder. The egg itself is easily washed with mild soap and warm water. It could work with any lube because it is not porous.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

I used this toy for a few days before testing it under water. And ever since the AAAAHHHH~MAZING night in the hot tub, the toy is essentially 'broken'. The only way it works now is on full power, which works for me, although I'm not so sure most people could handle that amount of concentrated power.


The first few days with this toy were fantastic. My boyfriend loved controlling the power behind this pink wonder. And even though the buttons don't work as they should, I will never get rid of this pocket vibe. It gets the job done in more way than one.
Follow-up commentary
This product was the best mini~vibe I've EVER used. I had some "waterproof" issues with it. And recently, I pulled the vibe right off of the wire - so disappointing! It was the best I've had. . . and I will not soon forget it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Miss Cinnamon
    Sometimes, when a product states that it is "waterproof", it may only really mean that it's splash-proof, which is sad, because vibrators in the bath are awesome. At least you still get the highest setting on your toy Nice review!
  • Sammi
    This is one I need to try
    Nice review!
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