Teardrop - bullet vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by MegaMeggs

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Teardrop? more like a thunderstorm!

The teardrop is a small compact little bullet that packs a punch with its 4 different vibration settings. Great for solo play or with a partner!
Strong vibrations and an easy to use controller.
VERY noisy, a little smaller than I had expected.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The teardrop is a VERY powerful vibe. and when I say very powerful I'm not exaggerating! This little guy pack a punch so strong I was absolutely shocked when I turned it on! and a little weary of putting it so close to my lady parts. But fear not those strong vibrations are defiantly something to look forward too!

The teardrop is made for external use, though it can be used for vaginal insertion as well ( not anally insertable! )

It's great for women who just cant get enough direct stimulation on their clit. I would recommend this toy for solo use as it's a little loud and can ruin the mood. But if you and your partner aren't worried about a little noise I would go for it! ;)
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Busy women
    • Everyone
    • Group situations
    • Couple foreplay/after climax play
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Dorm room/campus living
    • Home
    • Shower

Material / Texture

Both the bullet and the controller of The teardrop are made of a hard odorless plastic.
The connecting cord is covered in a soft movable plastic.

The texture is very smooth, for those people who don't like a lot of texture on your toys, this ones great! ( be careful though! the strong vibrations may make this little gem jump right outta your hand! )

Design / Shape / Size

The Teardop shaped much like its name is a small tapered bullet that comes attached to a cord that connects to a controller with 4 different settings. The Teardop is a very small toy measuring only a little over an inch long. It a rosy pink color, that I thought was adorable!

The cord was about a half foot longer than my arm very thin and was easy to keep out of the way.
The controller is the perfect size to fit my hand, and is very sleek and compact I thought. The controller is a shade darker than the bullet, but cute none the less ;) with an up and down arrow to control the vibe settings.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The teardrop controls we're very easy to use. With clearly marked up and down arrows with 4 little lights that light up as you increase the vibrations.

On the front side of the controller there are up and down arrows and four little lights. These lights let you know which level of vibration your at from low to high. You press the up arrow to turn the teardrop on and increase from the lowest vibrations ( Still VERY powerful even on the lowest setting!) to the highest! To turn The Teardrop off you have to go back down threw the levels until it turns off.

There is no variations to the vibes, no pulses or rhythms just steady vibrations.

Care and Maintenance

The teardrop is made out of hard plastic, with no nooks and crannies for anything to slip into, so cleaning this guy up is a breeze! Just rinse it with a little warm water and soap, rub it down with an antibacterial wipe let dry and pack it up. Simple as can be !


The Teardrop comes in a cheap thin plastic box, with some pink lettering on the outside. It doesn't include directions but the toys pretty straight forward and doesn't take much to figure it out.
Follow-up commentary
I got to use this toy a few more times after reviewing it, and the cord started to fray where it was attached to the control handle, making it short out unless I held the cord in a certain spot. And who wants to do that the whole time?
It's also not water safe anymore due to the exposed wires.
I was very disappointed that it came apart so quickly after only a few uses.
I had it stored in a shoebox in its original case, on a closet shelf, so I don't think storage was the issue.
Oh well, I'll just have to move on to bigger and better things ;)
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • ......
    Nice review, thanks!
  • Naughty Student
    It looks red to me on the website, perhaps thats just my perception. It's great this bullet has no seam since most usually do. Compared to other vibes you have tried what do you think this is more powerful than? You say it is quite loud but is it really good for people who live in dorms and require discretion?

    This toy is so cute I love the pin point shape of the bullet its quite different.I am pretty sure the noise would break my mood. How did it work out for you?
  • MegaMeggs
    ^ yeah i thought it was going to be red to when i got it, but it turns out its actually more pink than red ... i was excited to get this red toy because ALL my toher toys are pink haha and then lo and behold ! this one turns out to be pink too!

  • Sammi
    Good this has so much power
    Nice review!
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