Top 10 Fucked-Up Links People Sent Me This Month
2. Masturbation is the new 20 dollar bill. “Oh, I forgot my credit card to pay for all these groceries. Do you take masturbation? No? Why are you calling security?”
3. Man + panties = MANties. And this is why I hate math.
4. Accidental Dong: That may or may not be a huge boner.
5. Text-o-Possum: Relax. It’s just a bluetooth laser virtual keyboard. Projected out of what appears to be the vagina of a stuffed possum. It’s called “technology”.
6. Dead chipmunks. Who are also topless dancers. Someone had a lot of time on their hands.
7. Painting of Obama, semi-nude, with magical unicorns. It’s…pretty much exactly what it says it is.
9. Donkey Punch…the totally serious movie.
10. Photo-shopped porn that makes it completely safe for work and also extremely un-useful.
Now go take a shower. You’ve earned it.