The Flintstones XXX parody by New Sensations - review by Linga

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No cock blockin' just a lot of Bedrockin'

I love this movie! it's by far one of the best pornos I've ever seen and had me and my man laughing to no end. The jokes are cheesy but they bring a smile to your face and the sex is pretty steamy even if they didn't take full advantage of the theme and throw in some prehistoric sex toy action.
All in all I think that if you're a fan of the regular Flintstones and don't mind that a child hood fave is turned into something absolutely not for children, then you NEED this movie!
Published:
Pros:
Great sets
Good acting (for the most part)
Really funny!
Cons:
No Anal!!
Where are the jurassic dildos?
No sex for Fred.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review


I'd like to start out by saying that I've been a fan of the Flintstones since I was a little girl, sitting in my jammies and watching while I ate my breakfast of a morning. So when Porn Club offered us the XXX Parody of a childhood fave, I jumped at the chance.

Overall, the movie is well worth seeing, which in my mind says a lot for a porno. I really enjoys the whole thing, the acting was good, the sets were awesome and the actors stayed in character even during sex scenes (for the most part)

The movies starts out with the obligatory Flintstones song (with a few sexy changes of course) and quickly gets into the story.

It's the day before Fred's birthday and he's monotonously working his Brachosaurus when he decides to take a quick break and quickly drifts off into a day dream about his blushing ginger bride Wilma and her BFF Betty. The girls get down and dirty and give good ol' Fred some fodder for the spank bank later on.

Fred wakes from his naughty fantasy with the help of his bosses booming voice. Mr.s Slate calls quittin' time and Fred is more than happy to oblige. Getting home Fred meets a mysterious stranger in his living room and Wilma introduces him as her old friend from college Tyler, who is helping her with a "project". The new guy quickly makes an exit just as Barney and Betty stop by to tell Fred that Dino has left them present on the lawn. The guys head out to clean up the mountainous pile of poop and they leave the girls to the kitchen.
Fred quickly opens up to Barney about how he's been feeling. His fear about Wilma not finding him attractive anymore and how he's worried about his little girl growing up. Barney Tries to cheer fred up and gives him a blow by blow (pardon the pun) of his latest romp with the wife.
Barney is lounging on his couch but Betty has other ideas and saunters in to seduce him in her brand new leopard print outfit. The couple quickly get down to business and show us all how cavemen really do it.

The happy foursome are enjoying their favourite show as Pebbles comes home from her night out with Bam Bam, the adults invite her to sit and watch with them but she quickly makes her excuses and heads to her room where Bam Bam is climbing through her window, the teen lovers put on some music and have some hot and sexy fun on Pebbles' bed, not paying much mind to their parents only a massive stone wall away.

The teens are cuddling post coitus just as Fred knocks on the door, Bam Bam quickly pulls the covers over his head just as Fred comes in to say good night to his little girl. He sits on the bed seemingly unaware of the young boy in his daughters bed and tells her he loves her and will miss her when se leaves home. Pebbles tells her dad she loves him and Fred says goodnight and much to their surprise to Bam Bam as well, who quickly gets his clothes on and heads back out the window only to meet Fred outside!

The sun rises on Fred's birthday and Wilma rushes poor old Fred out the door just as Tyler is coming in, Fred frowns and lumbers off to work with his head down. At work Fred is taken into Mr. Slates office where he gets a kind of "pep talk" which only makes Fred feel worse and he leaves for a long day out on the Brachosaurus. Mr. Slate feels a little frisky and calls his ebony skinned secretary in to his office for some raucous fun. The pair get nasty on some of the very rough looking furniture (I actually found myself fearful that someone would get cut).
Experience
It's lunch time and Fred and Barney are setting off to grab some yummy bronto burgers when Barney decides to ask Fred about the mysterious Mr. Tyler, Barney pokes a little fun at Fred in good humour but Fred just feels worse and drifts off into another day dream. Wilma is in the kitchen, scantily clad and is making Fred a birthday surprise, just as Fred thinks he's going to get lucky his dream turns into more of a nightmare when Tyler invades even poor Fred's dream and sticks it to Wilma good and hard on the kitchen floor.

Fred wakes with a start as a low flying "pterodactyl" drops a load on his face, what a perfect way to end a crappy birthday he thinks and heads home with Barney. Once home Fred heads into the house and hears voices in the kitchen, going in to investigate poor Fred cops a door to the head and when he comes too he is surrounded by his friends and family who tell him how silly he's been to think that no one cared and that Mr. Tyler is more likely to bend Fred over than Wilma hehe.

Stars
Brooke Lee Adams / Anthony Rosano / Seth Gamble / Dale DaBone / Hillary Scott / Misty Stone / Rod Fontana / Tyler Scott / Hayden Winters

Packaging
The Flintstones a XXX Parody comes to you in a bright and colourful but not too discreet box that has some cute scenes on the outside and a front flap that flips open to reveal the naughtier stuff, the left hand side advertises some of the other parody movies and the right has some pics of the hardcore action.
The back is home to some of the plot and a break of the special features on the second disc that’s waits inside. I won't list them all but you get bloopers and things like a cum shot recap and also a special ipod format copy of the movie, plus much more.
Follow-up commentary
Still a great movie and super super sexy too. I don't often watch a movie of any kind twice but this one I did. It's just really funny and well done. Parody fans need this!
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Comments
  • married with children
    married with children  
    good review, thanks. I have wanted to watch this one for a while now.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Great review

    I really enjoyed this one. It's up there with Friday 13th in my collection!
  • Linga
    Linga  
    Thanks ladies

    @ Shellz31 I want Friday the 13th to add to my collection! I wish i had of joined sooner. I want to get Rocki Whore PIcture Show too!
  • Ms. Spice
    Ms. Spice  
    i seriously need to watch this.great review
  • Miss Voluptuous
    Miss Voluptuous  
    This porno was so hilarious! Glad you enjoyed it too
  • Cori
    Cori  
    I really think I need to see what all the hypes about. Thanks for another great review!
  • DeliciousDrip
    DeliciousDrip  
    i NEE to see this !
  • CS2012
    CS2012  
    Now I really want this movie. Once I get it I will have to loan it to my parents. I went through an obsessed Flintstones stage as a kid. I still love the Flintstones so I need this movie. Thanks for the great detailed review.
  • LilLostLenore
    LilLostLenore  
    I want to watch this. Ive seen the scooby doo parody and that is great as well.
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