The Flintstones XXX parody by New Sensations - review by darlingnikkie

I have seen only one cartoon parody before, and I had a better time watching this one. In a way though, it being an X-Rated homage to a classic cartoon makes it a little bit disturbing. ( Especially in the sex scene between Bam Bam and Pebbles. I know their characters are supposed to be 18 years old, but they were my favorite characters in the cartoon series when I was a kid. And they were babies in that; it's just wrong!) The sets, costumes, and acting were awesome!

Scene 1
It starts out with Fred (Peter O'Tool) daydreaming (while he's working on the job at the Rock Quarry) about Wilma (Hillary Scott) and Betty (Brooke Lee Adams) in a room alone showing off new underwear to each other. They end up in bed together engaging in sexy time with some oral, scissoring, ect. I thought that their orgasms were greatly exaggerated! (They would make a big reaction just barely touching each other.) The actresses gave a very (borrowing from a term Mr. Slate used while reprimanding Fred at work) "lackadaisical performance." It lacked excitement and chemistry. It seemed like they were going through the motions!

Scene 2
Fred comes home to find a mysterious guy sitting on the couch, he immediately gets jealous and wants an explanation. Wilma tells Fred that the guy is named Tyler (Dale Dabone. He has some bad-ass arm tattoos, by the way!), an old friend visiting who is helping her with a project. Fred still has his suspicions and is plagued with them throughout the movie. Later on while he's outside talking with Barney (Anthony Rosano)and picking up shit, Barney tells him about the sex he's been having with his nympho wife Betty. The scene then goes into a dream sequence of his experience where he is on the couch watching T.V. and Betty walks in holding a crop in her hand. Then they go at it with some oral, ass smacking, and penetration. Hilariously, Barney stays in character during this whole sex scene; he gets very sweaty (The scene was very moist, which I'll overlook because he's smoking hot! She was too, great plump ass!), and in the early part of penetrating her it seems like only the tip of his penis was getting in. (They seem to have gotten into a good groove as the sex progressed.) It ends with Barney ejaculating on Betty's pussy, and him telling her "there goes another Bam Bam!" This was my favorite scene because it was intense and they had chemistry. I repeated this scene a couple of times.

Scene 3
Bam-Bam (Seth Gamble) is bringing Pebbles (Hayden Winters) back home from a date. She wants him to fuck her so she sneaks him in through the window, then walks in through the front door herself, past the living room (where her parents, Barney, and Betty are on the couch watching T.V.) into her own room where Bam-Bam is. Then Bam-Bam gives her the club! (He even said "Bam Bam" while he was banging her. Funny!) These two do the usual foreplay (she gives really lousy head!), oral, and intercourse. I thought it was bland sex, it was choppy and didn't flow. They sped up the scene from one thing to the next. It ended with a huge messy cum shot that got on her hair and eyeball. Although they were both very attractive, it seemed like I was watching teenagers having sex and I couldn't get into it. (Technically she is at least, she's only 19 and new to the business. Both are young!)

Scene 4
Mr. Slate (Rod Fontana) has just ended a conversation (about Wilma) with Fred, then Fred leaves. He then calls his secretary Ms. Stone (Miss Pretty Pussy herself, 2010's female performer of the year by the Urban X Awards star Misty Stone) in so she can chisel a memo. He fantasizes about her seductively spilling water on herself while she's in just underwear. Mr. Slate takes some Rock Hard pills and then Ms. Stone starts deep throating his strange, kind of short, pink, curved, veiny, thick cock. He eats her pussy, they fuck on a chair and then the desk, and more dick sucking with vast amounts of saliva. Mr. Slate ejaculates on her ass and walks off telling her, "Let's don't dawdle, Ms. Stone, back to work! Work,work,work,work,work!" She then asks, "Will that be all, Mr. Slate?" while she's laying there on the desk playing with the cum on her ass.

Continues in the Experience section.

Continued from above.
Scene 5
Fred is daydreaming again about himself being in the kitchen with Wilma while she's offering him her cream and some Brontosaurus Ribs. He thinks he's gonna get lucky, but Tyler walks in and starts banging his wife on a zebra rug, with no foreplay, and lots of saliva. When Fred actually does go home from work, he thinks he's coming into a house where an orgy is taking place in the room. It's actually a surprise birthday party on his behalf. Tyler turns out to be Mr. Slate's gay personal chef.


Experience

I could have done without the scene with Mr. Slate and his Secretary Ms. Stone. Mr. Slate was old, bald, crater-faced, and with a belly and moobies. (Rod Fontana self deprecatingly said in the behind the scenes footage that he was all tore up in the face, and he had a face that's like 5 miles of Georgia road. Poor guy, at least he had a sense of humor about it.) Ms. Stone was too gorgeous and sexy for him (she was the only highlight in this sequence, an exotic flavor!), so it was a strange pairing!

(On a funny note: In the behind the scenes footage, the director Will Ryder raves about Misty Stone. He said, "When you see her in the sex scene, pay special interest to her vagina! She has the most beautiful, little, tiny pussy in the world! It's really cute, it's gorgeous, and it actually talks to you if you look at it closely! So make sure you check it out when she has her sex scenes, it's amazing, it really is good sex!")

Although I wasn't prepared for a parody, I liked it. As time goes on, I am learning to appreciate it a lot more.