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11 Things I Know About Your Vagina

11 Things I Know About Your Vagina The Author, with Hugh Hefner, at an undisclosed location
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*Everything* is teeming with bacteria. Bacteria gets a very bad rap, actually. Most of it is benign or good for us!

04/15/2010
Sundae  

I think my vagina also knew that I gave you the slightly smaller slice of cake on purpose. Sorry, I really like cake.

04/15/2010
brob11  

Vaginas get a very bad rap, actually. Most of them are benign or good for us.

04/15/2010
Jul!a  

Ya, my gay men don't normally want anything to do with vaginas. Except the one. But I'm not entirely sure he's gay...

04/15/2010
Jenny Keller  

I am pretty sure my vagina is magical - Every time my boyfriend is mad at me I whip it out and it is like we never fought at all. Magic!

04/15/2010

I'm not judging whale vaginas - I just don't wanna go there. Ew.

04/16/2010
Uriah Odell  

So, like, I'm a gay man and I HAVE a vagina. What do you think about that? Also, EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN POO! Seriously, I learned about it in ServSafe!

04/19/2010
Adchick  

Vagina's ARE Magical! I trust mine totally. Whenever I fail to trust my vagina, something goes horribly wrong. This has been the funniest post I've read all day! Thank you!

04/20/2010
Elizabeth Edwards  

# 10 cracked me up.

04/25/2010
Lindsey Hartzel  

holy shit you're hilarious

05/23/2010

Absolutely hilarious!

07/18/2010
Maiden  

LMAO! Too funny!

07/29/2010

I love my bacteria filled double vagina passed on from my female ancestors... I think I just made myself gag.

10/20/2011

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