My God, people. You have really outdone yourself this month.
1. The most bad-ass motherfucking pants ever.
2. Okay, I don’t even know what to say here. Is this safe for work? Is it supposed to be sexual? Because I can’t even tell anymore.
3. Hand-sculpted…uh…fairy…porn?
4. “Jimi Hendrixes pubes got stuck in the mold because I didn't lube them enough.” My God, haven’t we all been there? Answer: No. We haven’t.
5. You will never see Miss Piggy in the same way again.
6. Oh Japan. Why can’t I quit you?
7. “My, what a big…dolphin face you have?”
8. Vulva perfume. Not perfume for your vulva. Perfume that smells like your vulva. I don’t understand it either.
9. Personalized voodoo penis.
10. Ninth Annual Masturbate-a-Thon. It’s like a telethon. But with even more wanking.
Bonus! I can’t even stop watching this. Seriously. It’s frightening and awesome all at once.
1. The most bad-ass motherfucking pants ever.
2. Okay, I don’t even know what to say here. Is this safe for work? Is it supposed to be sexual? Because I can’t even tell anymore.
3. Hand-sculpted…uh…fairy…porn?
4. “Jimi Hendrixes pubes got stuck in the mold because I didn't lube them enough.” My God, haven’t we all been there? Answer: No. We haven’t.
5. You will never see Miss Piggy in the same way again.
6. Oh Japan. Why can’t I quit you?
7. “My, what a big…dolphin face you have?”
8. Vulva perfume. Not perfume for your vulva. Perfume that smells like your vulva. I don’t understand it either.
9. Personalized voodoo penis.
10. Ninth Annual Masturbate-a-Thon. It’s like a telethon. But with even more wanking.
Bonus! I can’t even stop watching this. Seriously. It’s frightening and awesome all at once.
Did you notice the web address on the perfume? lol.
OMG...that Fairy man will give me nightmares forever!
OMG! The Fairy is scary beyond belief! And that perfume??? Ummm... I'll reserve judgement!
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