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The Top 10 Strangest Things People Sent Me Last Month

The Author, with Hugh Hefner, at an undisclosed location
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Every month I think people can’t possibly send me anything weirder than what they sent me last month.


Nichole Whatley  

it started with clown porn, then moved on to silent clown porn. i seriously fell out of bed laughing at that one.


#2 is the best reason I can think of for that second date.
"Hey babe. I think I forgot my cock bling in your vag last nite. Mind if I pop over to fetch it?"


I was reading this article with my partner and he could not stop laughing over #5!

Paul Gregory  

Ha ha! Did anyone read the guy's inspiration for the sex doll?

"Hines inspiration for Roxxxy came from the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks.

“I had a friend who passed away in 9/11. I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality... "

What the hell?


Too funny! This made my night.



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