So last week I did my Top 10 Strangest Things People Have Sent Me This Month post and apparently people thought it was a dare to top those things.
And that’s why today we’re doing it again. With all new stuff.
Unsettling, awesome, horrific stuff.
Top 10 weirdest things people have sent me this week:
1. Part washing machine. Part saddle. Part I-can’t-stop-giggling.
2. The G-spot mouse. From Yanko design. Of course.
3. Nice chest hair, dude.
4. With any luck, this is the worst unicorn penis head tattoo ever.
5. Zombie pin-up girls. (Disclaimer: I would totally buy this. Stop judging me.)
6. Gwar tampons. Oh. Holy. Hell.
7. Clowns and cakes. How could that possibly go wrong?
8. “Ride me like a throbbing fish.”Um…what?
9. Pornogami. It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
10. If you buy these, the terrorists win.
And that’s why today we’re doing it again. With all new stuff.
Unsettling, awesome, horrific stuff.
Top 10 weirdest things people have sent me this week:
1. Part washing machine. Part saddle. Part I-can’t-stop-giggling.
2. The G-spot mouse. From Yanko design. Of course.
3. Nice chest hair, dude.
4. With any luck, this is the worst unicorn penis head tattoo ever.
5. Zombie pin-up girls. (Disclaimer: I would totally buy this. Stop judging me.)
6. Gwar tampons. Oh. Holy. Hell.
7. Clowns and cakes. How could that possibly go wrong?
8. “Ride me like a throbbing fish.”Um…what?
9. Pornogami. It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like.
10. If you buy these, the terrorists win.
Um, i dont think that last part was realy a beard... i think he just needed a trim.
Okay, so that tampon commercial was downright scary. I think I'm scarred for life.
I actually like the g-spot mouse and wish I had one. The Gwar tampon "commercial" was disturbingly awesome. And the zombie pin-up girls? Totally want!
Wow! The tampon commercial was distrubing to say the least haha
Wow ... how impressive is that "nice chest hair" guy? I can ride him for FOUR MINUTES???? like, in the same, um, session? why don't they have auto-reply?
Oh. I can't leave without commenting on that tampon commercial. Except I can't comment, because I'm getting in my time machine because that just can't have happened. No, that just can't be part of my life. Oh my god.
Um, my cervix hurts. Full Flo is frightening.
If anyone told me to ride them like a throbbing fish I would walk away. Seriously. A throbbing fish?! Ew. Now I have images of a dick shaped like a fish burned into my skull. Hell.