My yoni isn’t junk.

When did we start calling our private parts ‘junk’?

She Plays, He Plays: Operation Pussy Power

Since the 50 Shades craze, there has been a lot of talk about kegel exercisers. Sales for these little lady helpers have skyrocketed across the board. But which set is best for your body? Rydell Johnson gives you the scoop on four sets carried on EdenFantasys.com.

3rd Anniversary: You can't do it without one of these!

In honor of our third anniversary, we thought we’d dredge up some of our awesome past. We’ve got so many posts in our archive that meant so much to us – and we hope to you! – and shouldn’t be forgotten. So over the next couple weeks, we’ll be sharing some excerpts with you.

Diamond Symbol Banned from Mother-Toddler Group

It just looks too much like a vagina.

For the love of God. Let my vagina sleep.

When Pain in the Punani Gets in the Way of Pleasure

Vaginal pain is the number one reason why marriages are unconsummated, but treating and healing this condition is possible. Tinamarie discusses this all-to-common problem and reveals publically for the first time her experiences with a sexually debilitating condition.

FDA Orders Recall of Contaminated Kotex Tampons

Customers in nine states affected. Check the box to be on the safe side.

Lindsay Lohan Offered $1M for Vagina Molding

... Or you can look at pictures of the real thing in Playboy.

Safety of Vaginal Mesh Devices Challenged

More than 100 women are suing companies and the FDA is under fire, too.

Brooklyn's 'Vagina Tree' Laid Low by Irene's Fury

Vagina lovers everywhere: A moment of silence, please.

Fish Tales

It’s Supposed to Smell Like Pussy

Artist Ylva Maria Thompson Celebrates The Power of Women Through Pussy Casting

Just thirty minutes after meeting this beautiful Swedish blonde, she had my pants off, my legs in the air and her hands on my pussy. The curtains were thrown open to the glorious spring day outside as two of my friends looks on, grinning from ear to ear. They pretty much expected this would happen as they drove me out to the country house of Ylva Maria Thompson.

All Hail the Mighty Vagina!

So says Summer's Eve. Of course, they want to sell you stuff. But this is still fun.

Top Ten Strangest Stuff People Sent Me This Month

Every month I am flooded with emails from friends and strangers with the subject line “Saw this and thought of you,” immediately followed by the most fucked-up, confusing shit you could ever possibly imagine.

Tuesdays With Nina: Lesbian Bed Death, Part 2

Many women suffer from the secret insecurity of wondering if their partner is repulsed by what they find between their legs. Does it smell bad? Does it look bad? Most likely, things are just fine down below, but what can a woman do to help herself be more confident when exposing her most feminine side?

Cosmetic Vagina Surgery. What the Fuck, Y’all?

A friend of mine emailed me a link to an article discussing vagina cosmetic surgery. And by “friend” I mean “someone who wants me to forever be self-conscious of my lady garden.”

Pejazzling — Gilding the Willie?

Tuesdays With Nina: The Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues is a powerful performance that has become a big part of V Day movement, with performances raising funds for women's resource centers and other causes. The show has been performed by countless women internationally, including our own Nina Hartley.

Physiotherapy Recommended for 'Provoked Vestibulodynia'

Sufferers from excruciating genital pain can find relief.

Tuesdays With Nina: A Road Map to Pleasing a Woman Using Perineal Massage

There are many roads to bring pleasure to a woman. The ways to bring a woman to orgasm are practically endless and perineal massage is just one technique you can use to help build toward that goal.

More from the Dept. of ‘Your Vagina is not a Purse’ …

Apparently, this is a bigger problem than one would think.

TSA Agent Allegedly Groped Former Miss USA's Vagina

Once would be bad enough. But four times?

Vaginal Fisting Is Good For You.

Plenty of folks are eager to warn you of the dangers of vaginal fisting: you'll either tear something, be loose forever, or end up desperate to find bigger and stranger insertables until the point of absurdity, right? Wrong! In fact, you might actually find some health benefits to the gentle act of handballing. Let’s check it out.

Totally Tame Oral Sex Photo Illustration Freaks People Out

Student newspaper in Florida is fined and censored.

Suspect Hides 54 Bags of Heroin in Her Vagina

Plus some empty baggies, cash and change ... (WTF?)

Virginity Comes at a Price in China

NBC reports on market for fake hymens, reconstructive surgery. Are we so different?

Botox Trial Showing Promising Results on Some Vagina Ailments

No, this isn't about beauty or wrinkles. It's about pain relief.

o.b. to be Back on Shelves “Soon”

Popular tampon returning to stores after mysterious absence.

Illinois Family Institute Outraged Over “Vagina Dance”

School district says conservative group misrepresents sex-ed activity.

What’s Up Down There?

Top 10 Myths About Vaginas

There are more than you think. (Myths, that is. Not vaginas.)

Vagina of Steel

Squeeze 1 … 2 … 3, and release

Tuesdays With Nina: Female Genital Perception

Who do you talk to when your body doesn't look like what you are being told is "normal"—especially when you think your genitals may be off the mark from what's considered attractive? Nina Hartley, that's who. Nina answers the concerns of a woman who is worried because her lady parts don't look like the photos she's been seeing, and she's wondering if there might be something "wrong" with her.

Vagina Hair. It’s Tricky.

Tuesdays With Nina: Dying the Carpet to Match the Curtains

You know the old saying: “Do the curtains match the carpet?” What if your drapes and rug aren't alike, but you'd like them to be? Or what if you kinda hate that “matchy-matchy” look, and would rather get a little crazy with the color down below? This Tuesday, we’re dedicated to the DIY of dying your pubes, and Nina’s got the must-know tips and safety information you’ll need before getting started.

More Bang for Your Buck: I Love My Vagina, But Need to Work on My Body Issues

No One Wants an Abusive Vagina

The Whole Camel Foot

More Bang for Your Buck: Reviving the Vadge—A Public Cervix Announcement

A celebrated transgender pioneer in the adult entertainment industry, Buck Angel has broken barriers, pushed boundaries, and made people think deeply about things that might otherwise have never otherwise occurred to them. So if you’re ready to have your mind expanded, horizons broadened—and get the most bang for your Buck—read on!

11 Things I Know About Your Vagina

Period Sex: Blood In, Blood Out

On a 1 to 10 scale of Internet freakydeaky, I’d personally place period fetishes at a rather tame three or four. And if any of you wonderful readers have a lust for the moon blood, alas, this is not your story, but a quest to discover how many people are unwilling to go to town when Aunt Flo’s in.

No More Periods: Is This a Good Idea?

Many of today’s newer birth control pills are specifically marketed for a new reason, other than birth control itself: menstrual suppression

Tuesdays with Nina: Kegels

This week, Nina delves into the topics of Kegels—what are they, how to do them, and who should be doing them (hint: they're not just for women)—and, most important of all, what they can do for you!

Come as You Are

An education in orgasms, from beginner to expert.

Pubescaping

To shave or not to shave—that is the question. I've always sported hair in my southern hemisphere, so when I saw porn where the models are bare except for a landing strip, I wondered what it would be like to be clean-shaven. I trim during the summer to keep my little curls from saying "boo!" when I wear a swimsuit, so when my husband begged me to let him shave me, I figured it might be fun...

Getting “Wet” – Understanding Why and How Women Do and Don’t

Although in the United States, a woman’s ability to get wet is often valued as a sign of her sexual interest in her partner, appreciation for women’s self-lubricating potential (we are the original self-lubricating beings…) is not universal. In some cultures it is dry sex that is held up as the ideal, and women become smooth about avoiding becoming slick.

Dr. Dick on Demand: Sexual Mythbusters, Part 1

No matter your experience level, no matter what you know (or think you know)—there is need for a little remedial sex-ed from time to time. The one and only Dr. Dick has a surprise or two for you this week, as he sets about a little sexual mythbusting of his own (sans handlebar moustache and/or beret).

Sexercise Your Way to Ecstasy

Elizabeth Black takes a look at different exercise techniques designed to improve your sex drive—and sexual gratification.

The Great Douche Debate

It turns out that Gladys’ husband wasn’t impotent, after all. And June’s wasn’t in the closet. Nope. The problem, duh, was FEMININE ODOR. Think about it: What red-blooded American male could manage to think about pussy after a hard day’s work when it smelled like, um, PUSSY?

Warning: Some penises are actually a combination of penises and testicles. I call them “Penisticles”.

Today's Bloggess column is brought to you by the word...“Penisticle.”

The O Variations: Why Half of Everything You've Ever Learned About Your Vagina is WRONG

The vagina, while being the one-stop destination of choice for millions of people the world over, also bears the unfortunate distinction of being one of the most misunderstood areas of the human body, from makeup to function.