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11 Things I Know About Your Vagina

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*Everything* is teeming with bacteria. Bacteria gets a very bad rap, actually. Most of it is benign or good for us!


I think my vagina also knew that I gave you the slightly smaller slice of cake on purpose. Sorry, I really like cake.


Vaginas get a very bad rap, actually. Most of them are benign or good for us.


Ya, my gay men don't normally want anything to do with vaginas. Except the one. But I'm not entirely sure he's gay...

Jenny Keller  

I am pretty sure my vagina is magical - Every time my boyfriend is mad at me I whip it out and it is like we never fought at all. Magic!


I'm not judging whale vaginas - I just don't wanna go there. Ew.

Uriah Odell  

So, like, I'm a gay man and I HAVE a vagina. What do you think about that? Also, EVERYTHING IS COVERED IN POO! Seriously, I learned about it in ServSafe!


Vagina's ARE Magical! I trust mine totally. Whenever I fail to trust my vagina, something goes horribly wrong. This has been the funniest post I've read all day! Thank you!

Elizabeth Edwards  

# 10 cracked me up.

Lindsey Hartzel  

holy shit you're hilarious


Absolutely hilarious!


LMAO! Too funny!


I love my bacteria filled double vagina passed on from my female ancestors... I think I just made myself gag.



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