#SexFeed: Rabbis Compare German Circumcision Ban to the Holocaust

A court ruling in Germany last month saw the practice of infant circumcision restricted throughout the city of Cologne, after police were alerted to a Muslim child who was bleeding seriously following a botched circumcision.

3rd Anniversary: You can't do it without one of these!

In honor of our third anniversary, we thought we’d dredge up some of our awesome past. We’ve got so many posts in our archive that meant so much to us – and we hope to you! – and shouldn’t be forgotten. So over the next couple weeks, we’ll be sharing some excerpts with you.

Tuesdays With Nina: Husband is Impotent and Won't Seek Help

Everybody makes jokes about how once you get married, you stop having sex, but it's really no joke when a couple struggles with issues that prevent them from having a satisfying sex life or in the case of some couples, any sex life at all.

Penis Tattoo Causes Permanent Semi-Erection

Maybe he won't have to take Viagra anymore?

Perpetual Erection: The Hard Truth About Priapism

An erection that lasts for hours might sound like a dream come true, but in reality priapism — a condition where your erection lasts for more than 4 hours — can be a nightmare.

From the Dept. of 'Things Not to Do to Your Penis' ...

Silicone injections from a fake doctor? Not surprisingly, someone dies in this story.

Tuesdays With Nina: How Can I Make My Penis Bigger?

Is worrying that your penis isn't big enough a universal concern? We suspect more men are worrying than should be. How else do you explain all the Penis Enhancement spam in our inbox?

Okay, This is Sort of Like a Bra for Penises

Guys: “Cocksox” will help you stand out in a crowd. Or get you arrested. We're not sure.

Just in Case You Need Another Reason Not to Have Interspecies Sex

Guys, it increases the risk of penile cancer. Seriously. Scientists say so!

Circumcised with Bamboo Sticks: All in a Day's Work

Some journalists really will do anything for a scoop.

Paleolithic Penis Art Tells Us How Sex Mattered, Way Back When

Censors and politicians are more recent inventions, you know?

French Dudes: Stop It with the Penile Implants, Already

Surgeons' group releases study on size to combat ... overcompensation.

Bad Science Doesn’t Justify Male Circumcision

Doctors still attempt to promote the unnecessary and unethical practice of male infant circumcision – and have begun using increasingly questionable science to support their argument.

Phil Varone's Penis, On Sale Soon

Sex Rehab/Skid Row drummer's manhood is model for new sex toy.

Getting an Eel Up Your Penis is Even Less Fun Than You'd Think

Men: Be careful of exotic spa treatments, okay?

The World’s Most Terrifying Penises

I’ve been doing quite a bit of animal-biology posts lately, which is a pleasant change for me, because animals are way more gross and fascinating than people. Unless you count two-girls/one-cup, which I don’t because I’m pretending it never existed.

Taking Care of Your Heart is Good for Your Penis

Some guys need a little extra incentive to look after their health, you know?

Surgeon Not Liable in Kentucky Penis Amputation Trial

Circumcision turned into cancer surgery ... and the patient sued.

'Size Matters' Study Wasn't Funded by Government

Conservative groups making this stuff up, again.

Giant Erection-Causing Killer Spider Missing in German Supermarket

Shoppers, please be wary in the produce department ...

Humanity’s Oldest Known Sex Surgery

To snip or not to snip is at the center of a resurgent debate, but are we seeing the whole picture? Medical pros and cons are only part of the complexities surrounding this simple procedure.

How to Tell a Man's Penis Size by His Fingers

Yes, we've heard this one. But those scientists are at it again, measuring and stuff.

Adult Industry Can't Resist the Famous Weiner

Just what you wanted. 'The Wonder Weiner,' for your phone. Uh-huh.

Pejazzling — Gilding the Willie?

Penises in New Zealand Big Enough to Be Seen from Outer Space

Thank you, Google Maps. This is why they made you.

The Circumcision Ban: Is Circumcision an Assault on Human Rights or Religious Rites?

Circumcision is increasingly considered a human rights issue. San Franciscans will be voting on banning the controversial procedure this November. While the AMA does not recommend it, circumcision is still considered an essential sign of the covenant in reformed Judaism. Like France’s ban on the hijab, the question is: Are we denying freedom of religion or are we protecting human rights?

Severed Penis Held as Evidence of Bangladesh Rape Attempt

In the U.S., this used to be known as "bobbitting."

Tuesdays With Nina: Combating and Coping with Premature Ejaculation

Premature ejaculation — two words that can strike terror into the average man's heart. Odds are you've been there and done that at least once in your sexual lifetime, but fear of humiliation and feelings of inadequacy do not have to ruin your time in the sack.

Canadian Politician Denies Twittered Penis Pic is His

Well, of course it isn't. These things happen all the time.

Naked Runner Unnerves Chinese Motorists

We'd get concerned, too, if he was trying to get into our car.

Spider's Bite Works as Well as Viagra

Unfortunately, it also can hurt and possibly kill you.

Chicken-Leg Lover Flashes Drive-through Attendant

From the dept. of inappropriate over-reactions ...

So-Called 'Viagra Condom' Might Not Really Work

We wanted to believe, too, but we'll go with a doctor's opinion for now.

Chatroulette Hiring Full-Time Penis Watchers

Yeah, we SO want THAT job on our resume ...

Penis Size Doesn’t Matter—or Does It?

I’ve never whipped out a measuring tape in bed so I can’t give you precise numbers, but I think I can safely say I’ve slept with men with penises ranging from very small to gigantic. Most have been somewhere between those two extremes and the big lesson I’ve come away with is: size is not what makes someone good in bed, not by a long shot.

Naked Marathon Runner is Tasered and Arrested

Oh, and the cops laughed at him, too ...

Just say "No" to Meth ... and to Scrunchies Around Your Balls?

Drugs, once again, lead to very bad decision-making.

Men: Are You Suffering from “Short Penis Syndrome”?

We're so glad they finally came up with an official name for this ...

Viagra™ Beer. Seriously?

Brits, tell us: You're okay with prescription virility drugs in your alcoholic beverages?

Tuesdays With Nina: Overcoming Insecurity About Genital Appearance.

Being teased when you're young is never easy. But being teased about the appearance of your body, in particular, your genitals, is a particularly difficult thing to endure, the scars can last a lifetime. Is there a way to move past a lifetime of of insecurity and feeling inadequate? Is it possible to heal?

Giant Penis on Drawbridge Wins Russian Art Award

Size matters. So does audacity, don't you think?

Mr. Sexsmith's Other Girlfriend: New York’s Crash Course in Cock Confidence

I came to New York City to find my cock, though I didn’t know that at the time. I thought I was coming here for writing—to do an MFA, to perform my poetry around the city, to get a job in the publishing industry—and yes, some of that has happened, but I never expected to have discovered that I needed a crash course in cock confidence.

Gaga Presented with “Generously Proportioned” Blow-Up Doll

“Little monsters” sing Happy Birthday as pop diva celebrates 25th.

So-Called “Penis Pills” Recalled from Market

Rock Hard Extreme? The Best Enhancer? Send 'em back.

Saffron, Ginseng Top List of Natural Aphrodisiacs

Chocolate? Not really, researchers say. Hmph.

Chimp Penises Sort of Like Sex Toys

They've got nubs. Humans don't. Thanks, science!

Tuesdays With Nina: Married Without Sex?

We've all heard the cliche about there being no sex after marriage. But what if you're not willing to live with that? You want to save your marriage, you want a satisfying sex life, but your spouse is resisting you every step of the way because he suffers from the emotionally painful idea that he's too small? What's a woman to do to save her marriage and her sex life?

Guys, Get Out Your Rulers

There's something you can measure that really does matter.

$800 Silkworms Said to Cure ED

Even sellers say that high-priced condiment is over-hyped.

Chatroulette Selling Access to Naked Dudes

Site now earns a profit from 50,000 penises per day.

When Size Matters: How to Deal With Too Much of a Good Thing

Size differential. She’s tiny, he’s big. It hurts. Is there hope for them?

Fighting Spam, One Bigger Dick Ad at a Time

Lawyer aims to empty our inboxes of dreck.

'Tis the Season for: Snow Penises!

And they're ridiculously easy to build, too.

The Case of the Disappearing Penises

Apparently, you have to watch out for this kind of thing in Ghana.

Hair Loss Drug Blamed for Impotence

Bald may be the better choice, as Propecia side effects disputed.

Dubious Male Penis Pills are Unhealthy, Says FDA

Over-the-counter/online libido enhancer reportedly isn't all herbal.

Free (Virtual) Blowjobs at This Year’s Adult Entertainment Expo

Somehow, we think there's going to be a long line ...

Sexy Thanksgiving to All; Bad Sex Writing Award; Penis Enlargement App Pulled

You'd think there isn't much sexy about turkeys and Pilgrims, but you'd be wrong.

Placebo Works for Women in Sex Study; Stay Positive; Iran’s Penis Cemetery; Tina Fey’s Remarks too Snarky for PBS

A third of women taking sugar pills report improvement in their sex lives.

Tuesdays With Nina: Size Matters: Length, Girth and Working the Angles

(Editor's Note: Yes, we are aware that it's Wednesday. What can we say? Gremlins... and the irony that the column is about penis size, and we “couldn't get it up” did not escape us.)

Brit Faces Sex Harassment Charges; Google Instant Wants to Erase Your Penis; Fatter is Sexier

In another sordid turn of Britney Spears’ personal life drama, a security guard under her employ is taking her to court for allegedly harassing him in a sexual manner.

Tuesdays With Nina: Erectile Dysfunction and Cock Rings

When a man has trouble getting it up and keeping it up, there can be any number of reasons. Nina takes a look at some of the causes—physical and mental—for men who can't achieve or maintain an erection.

Manscape Architecture

In the spirit of “less is more,” many men have found a new use for their old beard trimmers.

The Six Worst Things You Can Say to a Guy

Eating Out in Tokyo

Exploring the Intersections of Food, Sex, and Culture in the Land of the Rising Sun

The Penis Festival

The Kink Corner with Kal Cobalt: CBT

CBT: It all makes sense until that last letter. Cock and ball...torture? Really? If you were raised on “guy gets smacked in the junk” clips on America's Funniest Home Videos, or if you possess junk that prefers a little tenderness to the crotch equivalent of Fight Club, this one might take a little explaining.

Dr. Dick on Demand: The Well-Pierced Penis

Nowadays, body piercings are all the rage. And, as we all know, some fellas can’t stop with just a few—which can lead to some humorous predicaments when being wanded by airport security. While I firmly believe in the right of every man to augment, embellish, or in any other way customize his equipment, it’s a personal decision. If it makes you happy, go for it. If it ain’t for you, just say NO.

Pan’s Promise: Does Horny Goat Weed Really Work?

Known for his legendary libido, Greek god Pan left a trail of ravished woodland nymphs in his wake. In modern times, does the aphrodisiac that bears his image live up to the horny hype, or is it another myth waiting to get busted?

Size Matters…In Your Head

This week, Sexis' own friendly e-neighborhood sex surrogate takes on a BIG problem—penis size...or, rather, the size of men's anxieties over penis size.

Stop with all the semen

“No, really. You shouldn’t have.”

The Hard and Soft of It: One Sex Surrogate’s Experience with Erectile Dysfunction

Hey, fellas—when’s the last time you sported a boner? Have you ever noticed how annoying spontaneous erections are for teenage boys, and how annoying lack of erections are for older men?

Little Plastic Rings: The Ethos and Eros of Foreskin Restoration

On the L in Chicago, an average thirty-something man sits quietly in his seat. Suddenly a little plastic ring falls out from his pant leg and rolls along the floor. There are thousands of men all over the country walking around secretly rigged up with devices in their pants—made of plastic, metal, tape and other items that yank the skin of the penis. And no, this isn’t some sexual fetish or kink.

When Erectile Dysfunction Hits Home

Or, how NOT to turn your man into a meat dildo...

A Man Who Has it All...?

Most men have one thing in common: they'd really like their penises to be bigger. And the world’s taken notice: ‘male enhancement’, as it’s so wistfully called, is a billion-dollar industry, hawking everything from herbs to pills to diet fads to pumps, with varying results. So what’s it like to have been kissed by the gods—what is life REALLY like with a BFD (Big Fucking Dick)?

With This Ring…A Buyer’s Guide to Cock Rings

So you say you’re ready to get your Frodo on and try your very first cock ring? First, you’ll want to know the ins and outs of getting it in and out, from safety to texture, and ultimately to decking out your member in style.

Freehanding: Advanced Jerkology for the Young and Old

It’s commonly assumed that male masturbation consists of three simple steps: whip it out, get a death-grip on it, and start a-yanking. Well, there’s actually a bit more to it than that. In fact, there’s a LOT more to the art of Jerkology.

The Bobble Head: The History and Hype of Male Masturbation

Men like to jerk off. In fact, they’re really kind of good at it – when it comes to masturbation, men are inventive, thorough, and relentless. Which should come as no surprise to anyone – after all, they’ve only been doing it for the entirety of forever.

The Art of Fellatio: A Blow-by-Blow Guide to Pleasuring Your Partner

Old, young, gay, straight, bi, or political pundit; if there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that guys love blowjobs.