If there ever was a reason to jaunt off to Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo in January, this is it—free blowjobs! Er, virtual blowjobs, that is.
The blowjobs are thanks to Pink Visual’s (Slogan: We Innovate. You Masturbate) new “augmented reality development” that immerses users in computer-generated erotic experience (which, sounds a lot like all that virtual reality sex everyone said we’d be having back in the '90s). And, it’s not just electronic oral people can look forward to! There are “other top-secret customizations in store for AEE attendees that will make stopping by [Pink Visual’s] booth a truly worthwhile experience.”
But that’s all we can really say because apparently, the details of the tech are highly classified. “At last year’s show, our augmented reality demonstration was just a very basic example of the technology’s capabilities,” said Kim Kysar, who works as brand and product manager for Pink Visual. “This year, the work that went into the project was far more extensive, and the result is an experience that we believe will amuse and entertain anyone who gives it a whirl.”
I guess we'll have to wait for the reviews and photographic evidence. But finally, it sounds like the future is now. The 2011 AEE will be held at the Sands Expo and Convention Center in Las Vegas from Thursday, Jan. 6 through Sunday, Jan. 9.
The blowjobs are thanks to Pink Visual’s (Slogan: We Innovate. You Masturbate) new “augmented reality development” that immerses users in computer-generated erotic experience (which, sounds a lot like all that virtual reality sex everyone said we’d be having back in the '90s). And, it’s not just electronic oral people can look forward to! There are “other top-secret customizations in store for AEE attendees that will make stopping by [Pink Visual’s] booth a truly worthwhile experience.”
But that’s all we can really say because apparently, the details of the tech are highly classified. “At last year’s show, our augmented reality demonstration was just a very basic example of the technology’s capabilities,” said Kim Kysar, who works as brand and product manager for Pink Visual. “This year, the work that went into the project was far more extensive, and the result is an experience that we believe will amuse and entertain anyone who gives it a whirl.”
I guess we'll have to wait for the reviews and photographic evidence. But finally, it sounds like the future is now. The 2011 AEE will be held at the Sands Expo and Convention Center in Las Vegas from Thursday, Jan. 6 through Sunday, Jan. 9.