Lindsay Lohan's vag must be made of gold. It just keeps raking in the million-dollar offers.
We'll get to find out soon enough, it seems, cause the troubled starlet has done a Playboy shoot for just under her $1M asking price. And she didn't wimp out like some other sexy celebrities and opt for just showing a little skin. Instead, she did a full body shoot, only asking that the photos be tastefully done! It may have been just the outlet she needed, too, cause then she showed up early for morgue duty the next day!
You might be wondering why “offers” is plural.
Well, everyone's favorite male sex toy manufacturer has offered LiLo a cool million for a mold of her vajayjay. That's right, fellas. If LiLo agrees, by this time next year (or maybe sooner!), you could be masturbating with a real life replica of her sweet spot from Fleshlight.
Unfortunately, a source close to LiLo says she'd never agree to such a thing. It's just not her bag. Though we're pretty sure they said the same thing about the Playboy shoot. So who knows, eh?
We'll get to find out soon enough, it seems, cause the troubled starlet has done a Playboy shoot for just under her $1M asking price. And she didn't wimp out like some other sexy celebrities and opt for just showing a little skin. Instead, she did a full body shoot, only asking that the photos be tastefully done! It may have been just the outlet she needed, too, cause then she showed up early for morgue duty the next day!
You might be wondering why “offers” is plural.
Well, everyone's favorite male sex toy manufacturer has offered LiLo a cool million for a mold of her vajayjay. That's right, fellas. If LiLo agrees, by this time next year (or maybe sooner!), you could be masturbating with a real life replica of her sweet spot from Fleshlight.
Unfortunately, a source close to LiLo says she'd never agree to such a thing. It's just not her bag. Though we're pretty sure they said the same thing about the Playboy shoot. So who knows, eh?
When she gets broke enough (which I am sure some thinks she is) she just might do it.
maybe they sould offer her an 8ball and a straw instead, I bet she'd do it then...she's a washed up has-been, Id rather see a mold of someone who is actually attractive and not a sloppy addict