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No One Wants an Abusive Vagina

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Contributor: shopwithmemama
shopwithmemama  

Laughing so hard! I LOVE it!

05/07/2010
Contributor: Edwin Perello
Edwin Perello  

Excuse me while I adjust my slack jaw.

What about if a woman is at a beach there was a commotion in the ocean and gets sand in her vagina but it wasn't just sand, there was also a rock lobster, and it damaged her vagina and made it look more like the Predator's mouth, all fangs and torn up and stuff... would that merit getting surgery to add pockets to it?

05/10/2010
Contributor: Ciaochowbella
Ciaochowbella  

Bloggess, I have just discovered you and your pithy prose. You jam out with your clam out! And I'm sure it's a perfectly wonderful clam that doesn't need surgical adjustments, enhancements or other folderol.

@Edwin Perello
That made my pussy hurt. NEVER post anything so twat-torturous again!

05/10/2010
Contributor: Ciaochowbella
Ciaochowbella  

Bloggess, I have just discovered you and your pithy prose. You jam out with your clam out! And I'm sure it's a perfectly wonderful clam that doesn't need surgical adjustments, enhancements or other folderol.

@Edwin Perello
That made my pussy hurt. NEVER post anything so twat-torturous again!

05/10/2010
Contributor: Ciaochowbella
Ciaochowbella  

Ok, sorry bout the two-post thing. I don't even know how I did that.

05/10/2010
Contributor: MissLily
MissLily  

I say a pocket, WITHIN the vagina, to avoid the discomfort of the 'do you have a condom' discussion. Just a 'hey, what's th...oh, yeah, I should put this on, thanks for reminding me'.

05/21/2010
Contributor: Lindsey Hartzel
Lindsey Hartzel  

I saw a great doc on BBC about it called "The Perfect Vagina"

05/23/2010
Contributor: P'Gell
P'Gell  

I have to comment, and NO, I am not taking you too seriously. (Maybe.) A woman can actually get a Pocket in her vagina. It's called a vaginal.......I forget, but it's like diverticulitis of the vagina. It's horrible. bacteria and stuff can get caught in there, and sex can hurt, and then these woman have to HAVE surgery to fix the problem.

I'm a nurse, I know these things. Sometimes I don't WANT to....

And, no you can't keep anything IN these pockets.....except bacteria. Nobody wants that.

08/24/2010
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

I love my slimming vagina. I actually watched a porno that wasnt a porno about vagina surgery. It was basically a naked woman sitting there and talking all about vagina surgery and then in the end she basically said it wasnt worth it. And I just sat there and thought of the other million things I could have been doing while I was wasting my time watching this porno that wasnt a porno. Then there was the one about pony play... I really need to pick my free porn more carefully.

10/20/2011

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