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Top 10 Myths About Vaginas

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There are more than you think. (Myths, that is. Not vaginas.)

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Contributor: theTsaritsa
theTsaritsa  

Hobo STD is a font? I just choked on my coffee...

Thank god for elasticity!

09/16/2010
Contributor: seo
seo  

Here's a link for #3 (vaginas with teeth): [http://articles.cnn.com/2010-06-20/world/south.africa.female.condom_1_female-condoms-ehlers-south-africa?_s=PM:WORLD]

09/16/2010
Contributor: MarjyMeechan
MarjyMeechan  

Here's additional backup for #4 - an actual picture of the girl with two vaginas: [http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-top-10-most-amazing-vaginas/P1/]

09/16/2010
Contributor: FeelingsforBreakfast!
FeelingsforBreakfast!  

Um, all of the 10 items above are fascinating, and I love this list, but the car keys in vagina thing is really a matter of how strong your kegels are. In fact, just the other day I suggested to someone that she start using her vagina as a car key repository when pockets and handbags are not an option.

09/16/2010
Contributor: Kaysox
Kaysox  

I would think the prohibitive aspect of key-in-vagina storage would be the jagged pokey qualities of keys, not the grab-strength of said vagina.

09/16/2010
Contributor: Frink
Frink  

Y'know, there's actually a real-world term for myth #3. It's called "Vagina Dentata."

09/16/2010
Contributor: mousebert1
mousebert1  

Dear Jenny,

Virginas look like a “w”? No they look like a vanilla bean only a lot bigger, thank God. TRUE? Oh, and the last time I checked, babies are a lot bigger than male members. If it got all stretchy, then it would be like a BB in a boxcar and women would only have one child. Come to think of it, don’t you have only one?

[http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_origin_of_the_word_vanilla]

The word Vanilla comes from the Spanish word "vainilla", diminutive form of "vaina" (meaning "sheath"), which is in turn derived from Latin "vagina".

09/16/2010
Contributor: chrismorea85
chrismorea85  

Re #1-Elasticity of vaginas: "Wow that big baby comes out of there!" My 4 year old son's response when told how his baby brother would be getting out of my body.

09/16/2010
Contributor: Scarbucks
Scarbucks  

The leprechaun is actually a pussy troll, named Pillowpants, that will bit the mans dick if he puts it in her. It gets peed out on her 21st birthday.

09/16/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin

Are you sure about the leprechaun? Don't know if I want to find out lol. Great read!

09/17/2010
Contributor: Girlygirl11
Girlygirl11  

Can definitely confirm that #3 is true--my evil sister-in-law's vagina has chewed my brother-in-law's penis right off. We call her "Razorpussy."

09/19/2010
Contributor: Kim!
Kim!  

I wish the midwife had witnessed the ejection of only a 7lb man from mine. Instead he was closer to 8 1/2.

09/19/2010
Contributor: Max1
Max1  

Thanks Girlygirl11, we can identify. [http://www.PleasureMySpot.com]

10/14/2010
Contributor: iwantyouwantingme

No wonder I always lose my f-ing car keys, my vagina is too upside-downy to hold them... maybe it should get my clit pierced and hang them there instead... thoughts?

10/20/2011
Contributor: T&A1987
T&A1987  

reintarnation, new word for 2012.

01/03/2012

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